About to print this out and stick it under some guy's windshield wiper

[Rubycon]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

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seems being both qualified and $1500 is a big stopping block.

if you have a fixed vehicle there are cheaper ways to fry it's electronics.

It's the whole anonymity issue - no contact, no sight - "whodunnit" factor is a mile high thing. Well worth the money! It's entertainment alright and as a matter of fact we would pay to have the car fixed and most likely befriend the owner. It's a part of being in the ET biz I suppose.

But yes the tradition is with most car aficionados - mess with their tires. It seems that's one of the biggest sore spots. That said, a cordless hammerdrill with a 10mm carbide bit and some 10cm case hardended masonry nails left head down in holes drilled in the pavement where they park seems to work wonders. :evil:

 

[KarenMarie]

This turned into a pretty funny thread.

some devious minds at work here... i love it.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: MS Dawn

Originally posted by: alkemyst

EMP/Shock Generators
Assembled shock wave generators in choice of 28 vdc or 115 vac Pulse rate 20 per minute - Require emitter antenna.
Our Emp Shock Wave Generators are Available to Qualified Researchers on a Rental Basis with Option to Buy

Contact Bob Iannini at: riannini@metro2000.net
EMP150 - 150 JOULE.........................$750.00/Month(plus shipping)
EMP400 - 400 JOULE.......................$1500.00/Month(plus shipping)

seems being both qualified and $1500 is a big stopping block.

if you have a fixed vehicle there are cheaper ways to fry it's electronics.

It's the whole anonymity issue - no contact, no sight - "whodunnit" factor is a mile high thing. Well worth the money! It's entertainment alright and as a matter of fact we would pay to have the car fixed and most likely befriend the owner. It's a part of being in the ET biz I suppose.

But yes the tradition is with most car aficionados - mess with their tires. It seems that's one of the biggest sore spots. That said, a cordless hammerdrill with a 10mm carbide bit and some 10cm case hardended masonry nails left head down in holes drilled in the pavement where they park seems to work wonders. :evil:

I don't get your response about no contact...nor your paying to fix it. Why would you want to befriend them?

tires just take a good dirk. No need for carbide or electronics.


maybe it's nerd factor though Still I am more confrontational.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: waggy
ohh good idea. let himn know you are alone with no security!

ohh good idea. let himn know you are alone with no security! -- waggy.....

way too funny,,,,I bet he beats the crap out of you for setting his car alarm off while sticking the note to his window..yep no security just you and him....rofl..hahaaaa

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: PELarson

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: HomeAppraiser
At least he didn't take TWO spaces! I have those Corvette owners who think that they are entitled to park diagonally taking two spaces near the store/mall entrance.

I'm really confused as to where this guy actually is, because this parking lot is very far removed from anything except... us. And he's not on any of my security monitors, and I'm the only person the tracking system on the security doors shows as "in".

Hey, it's in your spot... it must be your new company car!!

It lacks the distinctive license plate of a "company" vehicle - working for government is nice like that.

Well if it is a government parking lot and building call the FBI. It might be a terrorist vehicle! Run... hide!!!

OH NOES, YOU COULD PUT LIKE... ENOUGH EXPLOSIVE IN THAT CORVETTE TO LIKE, BREAK A WINDOW!

You know, it was still there when I left. If it does explode, I'm soooooo fired.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
I just have a washable sharpie in my briefcase so I can write "LERN 2 PARK" on people's windshields, in reverse, so they feel like jackasses when they get inside and it's facing them

Haven't done it yet, but the next time that fvcking magnum parks diagonally, taking up 3 spots in the area marked ?compact cars only,? he?s going to get it


OTOH, if he's in your spot... you can always tow him.

Now that's a jerk...unless there are tons of unfilled spots...