"ab bonner"

[Omegachi]

its me again, enjoy:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0302/abtoner.html

 

[Lucky]

LANDOVER IS NOT A REAL CHURCH

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<< "It took under one minute of viewing the commercial before Satan entered the boys' minds and they began thinking of a way they could wrap the device around their penises, >>



<< During this Sunday's service, Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred, informed a shocked congregation that the "Ab-Toner" caused muscles in the boys' private areas to harden and grow at such an accellerated rate that one of the youngsters nearly poked out his eye with the tip of his penis. "I was there by Timmy Huxton's hospital bed and saw it for my own eyes," said Pastor. "The great length of his genitals was such that the skin itself could not take the strain and was tearing away even as we stood there with our jaws agape. There was naught they could do to releive the boy's suffering but to remove it altogether." >>

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
I love religious zealots!

 

[BornStar]

<< BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
I love religious zealots! >>


Yeah, that's pretty much the response this article got from me until I read what Lucky posted and that sounds about right. Sounds like a hoax to me. I thought it was a little bit out there.

 

[gopunk]

landover baptist is a parody site... good stuff

 

[Nefrodite]

heeh funny.


but the onl ything it work for is electro ejaculation kinda like what they do to animals i think. no muscles down there