AAHHH I hate roaches!!

[ABitTooSpicy]

if it laid any eggs somewhere??

So I found a big a55 roach in my room... never had a roach problem in the apt before, and all of a sudden I find this:

Exhibit A

I just got back from Jamaica on Sunday... I wonder if I somehow brought that sucker back with me... but I didn't see any roaches down there... mostly mosquitoes and lizards...

So today, I saw it running around the floor and it ran behind my bed, when I went on the offense looking for it, it jumped right at me... naturally I screamed like a little girl and ran, but then I came back in again for round 2... it jumped at me but with swift precision I took him down with my speedo sandals!!!!!!11

Ok ok so this post isn?t about how I killed a 1.5 inch creature, but how do I tell if it laid eggs somewhere in my room/closet etc??

Any exterminators out there?

 

[Baked]

Of course it laid eggs everywhere. You're gonna have Joe's Apartment now.

 

[BlueWeasel]

Kill it and finish the story!!

 

[Kalvin00]

:shocked:

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Kill it and finish the story!!

I already killed it... how do you think I got the pic?? I asked him nicely to pose for me

 

[Zim Hosein]

That's a waterbug and I'm scared of them!

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
An A-55 roach..those are really bad...a nasty variation of the A43 roach :shocked:

...that was lame...

huh


Edit... oh I get it... *durf*

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
That's a waterbug and I'm scared of them!

Yeah I've heard them called waterbugs before, but come on now... when was the last time you saw one of those on the water??

It's a big a55 roach!! and yeah I'm scared of them too, but it was in my room and it attacked me!! I had to take it down! lol

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: ABitTooSpicy

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
That's a waterbug and I'm scared of them!

Yeah I've heard them called waterbugs before, but come on now... when was the last time you saw one of those on the water??

It's a big a55 roach!! and yeah I'm scared of them too, but it was in my room and it attacked me!! I had to take it down! lol

They like moisture and live in your plumbing! :Q

 

[Chompman]

naturally I screamed like a little girl and ran

...:laugh:

At least we can admit this provided we kill something afterwards to save our manhood.

 

[sniperruff]

it'd be a miracle if it laid eggs since it's a male!

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: Chompman

naturally I screamed like a little girl and ran

...:laugh:

At least we can admit this provided we kill something afterwards to save our manhood.

haha yes yes, if I had let it get away you would have never heard that part

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: sniperruff
it'd be a miracle if it laid eggs since it's a male!

How do you tell??

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Chompman

naturally I screamed like a little girl and ran

...:laugh:

At least we can admit this provided we kill something afterwards to save our manhood.

LOL, how did I miss that part. But it's gonna be Deja Vu when the eggs hatch from the carpet.

Originally posted by: ABitTooSpicy

Originally posted by: sniperruff
it'd be a miracle if it laid eggs since it's a male!

How do you tell??

Because females are 2 times bigger. You found the male, but the female might be hidding some where in your apt. laiding eggs all over.

 

[shilala]

Set some legtraps and buy a roach call.

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Chompman

naturally I screamed like a little girl and ran

...:laugh:

At least we can admit this provided we kill something afterwards to save our manhood.

LOL, how did I miss that part. But it's gonna be Deja Vu when the eggs hatch from the carpet.

Originally posted by: ABitTooSpicy

Originally posted by: sniperruff
it'd be a miracle if it laid eggs since it's a male!

How do you tell??

Because females are 2 times bigger. You found the male, but the female might be hidding some where in your apt. laiding eggs all over.

Damn you!! Now I wont be able to sleep... lol...

ah fvck it, they eat them on Fear Factor... I'll live!

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: ABitTooSpicy
if it laid any eggs somewhere??

So I found a big a55 roach in my room... never had a roach problem in the apt before, and all of a sudden I find this:

Exibit A

I just got back from Jamaica on Sunday... I wonder if I somehow brought that sucker back with me... but I didn't see any roaches down there... mostly mosquitoes and lizards...

So today, I saw it running around the floor and it ran behind my bed, when I went on the offense looking for it, it jumped right at me... naturally I screamed like a little girl and ran, but then I came back in again for round 2... it jumped at me but with swift precision I took him down with my speedo sandals!!!!!!11

Ok ok so this post isn?t about how I killed a 1.5 inch creature, but how do I tell if it laid eggs somewhere in my room/closet etc??

Any exterminators out there?

OMG LMAO...dude, I do the same thing too! hahahahhaha...I have so many roach stories where both me and one of my previous roommates would be super freaked out whenever we saw roaches...lol, awesome.

 

[kyparrish]

do you own a shotgun?

 

[shurato]

I've had one of those huge suckers get on a mouse sticky trap at my old sh!thole of an apartment....it frickin broke free...well ok it lost a leg but i dont think it cared.

And are you serious about the egg part lol

 

[loup garou]

Don't worry -- they haven't laid eggs yet. They're waiting for you to fall asleep so they can lay them in your ear!

:evil:

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: shurato
I've had one of those huge suckers get on a mouse sticky trap at my old sh!thole of an apartment....it frickin broke free...well ok it lost a leg but i dont think it cared.

And are you serious about the egg part lol

LMFAO! That some channel sci-fi sh!t

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: werk
Don't worry -- they haven't laid eggs yet. They're waiting for you to fall asleep so they can lay them in your ear!

:evil:

Ooo! I remember those worm larvae in some guys eye.

 

[sharkeeper]

Where in Jamaica and how did you get back home? Where were you staying? This is a customs transport violation!

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: sharkeeper
Where in Jamaica and how did you get back home? Where were you staying? This is a customs transport violation!

Negril, Jamaica...

Took a flight to nyc, then drove back to boston from there...

I was staying at Text

But the customs even opened up my bags... they should have found the roach!!!

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
They like moisture and live in your plumbing! :Q

:Q

VERY bad mental image there...