AAHHH!!! I hate Access!

[MDE]

MS Access is possibly the most evil program ever. It's hard to learn, boring, and makes classes about it horrendously slow and tedious. Good thing I can pull answers out of my @$$ and sometimes pay attention in class .

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: MonkeyDriveExpress
MS Access is possibly the most evil program ever. It's hard to learn, boring, and makes classes about it horrendously slow and tedious. Good thing I can pull answers out of my @$$ and sometimes pay attention in class .

So you're saying you're a lazy-ass underachiever who doesn't care to learn the fundimentals of ubiquitous business technology? Make sure you put that on your resume when you graduate please...

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: MonkeyDriveExpress
MS Access is possibly the most evil program ever. It's hard to learn, boring, and makes classes about it horrendously slow and tedious. Good thing I can pull answers out of my @$$ and sometimes pay attention in class .

So you're saying you're a lazy-ass underachiever who doesn't care to learn the fundimentals of ubiquitous business technology? Make sure you put that on your resume when you graduate please...

LOL, you got owned.

 

[MDE]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: MonkeyDriveExpress MS Access is possibly the most evil program ever. It's hard to learn, boring, and makes classes about it horrendously slow and tedious. Good thing I can pull answers out of my @$$ and sometimes pay attention in class .

So you're saying you're a lazy-ass underachiever who doesn't care to learn the fundimentals of ubiquitous business technology? Make sure you put that on your resume when you graduate please...

Actually, I'm a lazy-arse overachiever that doesn't care to learn the fundamentals of ubiquitous business technology. I will put that on my resume in the form of, "I hate software."

 

[loup garou]

Access is easy.

 

[jmgonzalez]

Originally posted by: werk
Access is easy.

Access is easy, but sucks once you put enough data into the database.

My company is so onto that software that it's scary - our application support dude has been trying to move us to either MS SQL or Oracle, which we already have in house for other reasons.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: jmgonzalez

Originally posted by: werk
Access is easy.

Access is easy, but sucks once you put enough data into the database.

My company is so onto that software that it's scary - our application support dude has been trying to move us to either MS SQL or Oracle, which we already have in house for other reasons.

I work for a food processing plant, and all of our data resides on a SQL server, with multiple access frontends. That's how I've learned Access, just by troubleshooting our systems, with help from our SQL developer of course

 

[Feldenak]

I like Oracle.

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
I like Oracle.

I havent't used oracle. Just MS SQL, MySQL, and PostgreSQL.

 

[RichieZ]

i haven't used access, but i guess its ok, it has that wizard mode to help you create a database.

All of my work that involves SQL has been done w/ either DB2 UDB, DB2 for Z/OS, or Oracle 9i.

 

[her209]

Access is crap!!!

 

[Batti]

Oracle is the Debbil!:evil:

 

[SuPrEIVIE]

for a momment i though you meant access hollywood the tv show

 

[Apathetic]

Access is a festering pile of vomit. (If I posted what I really thought about Access, the mods would give me a month vacation.)

Dave

 

[Whitecloak]

access is hard to learn???

 

[imported_Papi]

maybe TGG can give you some tips on cheating...

 

[Modeps]

Access is quite simple if you know what you need to do with a database, only problem is it's terrible on the enterprise level, which is where Microsoft SQL comes in... it works quite similar to access, just a lot better. Stop complaining and think about what you're doing first.

 

[GrouchyLadybug]

I use Access all day, every day at my job, so I kinda have to like it (or at least learn to live with it).

 

[KingNothing]

I just wrote some code for an Access form that saves and reads XML data to a memo field in a table. That was kind of cool.

 

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: MonkeyDriveExpress
MS Access is possibly the most evil program ever. It's hard to learn, boring, and makes classes about it horrendously slow and tedious. Good thing I can pull answers out of my @$$ and sometimes pay attention in class .

So you're saying you're a lazy-ass underachiever who doesn't care to learn the fundimentals of ubiquitous business technology? Make sure you put that on your resume when you graduate please...

Business technology on a low ghetto ass level.
If they arn't using sql by now, screw em.