A typical man... (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.

Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

"Yep", replied Bob.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"

"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"

"Sure," Bob says.

"Why?" asks Jeff.

"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'

So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"

 

[bradruth]

I should remember that for when I'm on-the-job. 😀

 

[BlueWeasel]

7/10

 

[Syringer]

Ha, horribly mean but funny.

 

[waggy]

hahahhah ok that one was funny

 

[vshah]

hehehe waffle

 

[TuxDave]

bwahahaha.... that's so mean.

 

[VTBigBear]

reminds me of the southpark with the quintuplets....

"everyone with a grandmother step forward...
not you girls...."

 

[Brutuskend]

OK, everyone was ragging on the other jokes I posted.

So read THIS ONE damnit!😛

 

[lokiju]

Thats just wrong!

 

[DigDug]

what this "A stolen Brutuskend JOKE" thing? All jokes are taken from somewhere.

 

[maziwanka]

hahahaha. booo. hahaha. boo. haha

 

[Whitecloak]

sucked

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: DigDug
what this "A stolen Brutuskend JOKE" thing? All jokes are taken from somewhere.

I used to just post them as "A Brutuskend JOKE" people kept asking "DID you write this?" or "I've heard this before, you didn't make it up!!" hence the "A STOLEN"

 

[Aharami]

thumbup

 

[Atomicus]

thats horrible! 8/10

 

[jjones]

:beer:😀:beer:

 

[Orsorum]

This reminds me of that scene in High Fidelity when Laura's father had just died. Dick, Barry, and Rob are sitting in the store making a "Laura's Dad's death" mix or something like that and Laura calls, and so Rob goes into the back and talks to her and consoles her, but the shots switch back and forth between the crass "mix tape" and consolation. It was a perfect illustration of how I think in these situations as well.

 

[dquan97]

thats messed up! 😉