A typical conversation between a wannabe nerd and a computer user

Brian23

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Dec 28, 1999
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"So, I heard Mr. McKenzie really, erm, owned your last math class"

"Whut?"

"The homework he sets really needs some, um, mad skills, to complete it?"

"Mmph?"

"Nevermind dear. Have a leet day."

"Whatever."

 

KLin

Lifer
Feb 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: Brian23
"So, I heard Mr. McKenzie really, erm, owned your last math class"

"Whut?"

"The homework he sets really needs some, um, mad skills, to complete it?"

"Mmph?"

"Nevermind dear. Have a leet day."

"Whatever."

what the hell are you talking about?
 

aplefka

Lifer
Feb 29, 2004
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That's nothing. I have this douche who thinks we're great friends or something, yet he always thinks that playing jokes on me is a good way to bond or something. His comments should be written down for a book of comedy.

One time he's all "Yeah, mini-ATX boards suck for compatibility and sh1t." WTF?!

Another time he tried to convince me Apple was giving money to ATi.

After I read that article about making your fans last longer by adding oil to ball-bearing fans, I decided to see if he'd really say he knew it or not (he says yes to everything I ask him if he knows). So one day I ask him if he knows of any ways to make fans last longer, and he's like "No, but they last forever." Two weeks later I say "Did you know you can use oil to keep ball-bearing fans last longer?" And he's all "Yeah of course."