A Truly Touching Story...

Spooner

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Last weekend, I was rushing around trying to do some Easter shopping.
I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the weather right then.

It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot. As I was loading my car up,
I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later.

So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the mall entrance. As I
was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet
sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years
old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was wearing a ragged flannel
shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill. Oddly enough, he was
holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand.

Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was
wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family.
He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was
nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time
jobs.
She made very little to support her large family.

Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy
her children some Easter presents (since she didn't manage to get them
anything on Christmas).

The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second
job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save
just enough to take the bus home.

He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the
hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night.

"Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked. The boy said, "I did." "And
nobody came to help you?" I queried. The boy stared at the sidewalk and
sadly shook his head.

"How loud did you scream?" I inquired. The soft-spoken boy looked up and
meekly whispered, "Help me!"

I realized that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for
help.

So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my car.


 

Spooner

Lifer
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<< is that supposed to be funny? >>


oh, get a sense of humor, fatalbert.... this was recently sent to me in email as a forward. For some reason, i actually read through it and was totally not expecting a punchline. It's refreshingly different, made me laugh. Settle down, it's not like it really happened.
 

fatalbert

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<<

<< is that supposed to be funny? >>


oh, get a sense of humor, fatalbert.... this was recently sent to me in email as a forward. For some reason, i actually read through it and was totally not expecting a punchline. It's refreshingly different, made me laugh. Settle down, it's not like it really happened.
>>



I have a sense of humor, I just didn't find that particularly funny, mind you I laugh at very mean things, just not that. this is isolated as not funny
 

Spooner

Lifer
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<< the thought of "wtf how could u do that" and "wait it's a joke" rushing into my brain simuntaenously made it good... >>


That's what i'm talking about
:p
 

Nil

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The punch line to that is who this letter is signed by..

Some Enron exec, I forgot who.
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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<< << the thought of "wtf how could u do that" and "wait it's a joke" rushing into my brain simuntaenously made it good... >> >>



LOL.. Caught me off guard. :)