Buttsmacker
Member
So, I read the last "busted" story and I was inspired to post my own.
My boyfriend forced me to join AT, so here is a post dedicated to him.
I have dated this same boyfriend now for over 3 & 1/2 years, 2 of those spent as long distance. For spring break, my mom, me, and my sister all traveled down to Wilmington, NC to visit him and go to the beach. The four of us are sitting at lunch deciding what to eat from the menu, and my sister asks for a Virgin Mary. Smoothly, my boyfriend "whispers" in my ear (I use the word whisper delicately): "You can't have a Virgin Mary" 'cuz you're not one." Needless to say, it was said right as the radio changed songs..... At the time, it didn't appear as though my mother had heard him. The funny part is I have a mother who always wanted to "provide me with protection" and be supportive of me... Well, three weeks later, my Dad is visiting us for a week and my mother calls us both into the kitchen. She wanted to discuss what she heard over lunch three weeks before... i think we all know what that was about. So I got to sit there and explain to both my mom and dad that we had sex a while back, and it was under control. Luckily both my parents don't care too much. THAT is a true story.
sorry for the change in locations people
My boyfriend forced me to join AT, so here is a post dedicated to him.
I have dated this same boyfriend now for over 3 & 1/2 years, 2 of those spent as long distance. For spring break, my mom, me, and my sister all traveled down to Wilmington, NC to visit him and go to the beach. The four of us are sitting at lunch deciding what to eat from the menu, and my sister asks for a Virgin Mary. Smoothly, my boyfriend "whispers" in my ear (I use the word whisper delicately): "You can't have a Virgin Mary" 'cuz you're not one." Needless to say, it was said right as the radio changed songs..... At the time, it didn't appear as though my mother had heard him. The funny part is I have a mother who always wanted to "provide me with protection" and be supportive of me... Well, three weeks later, my Dad is visiting us for a week and my mother calls us both into the kitchen. She wanted to discuss what she heard over lunch three weeks before... i think we all know what that was about. So I got to sit there and explain to both my mom and dad that we had sex a while back, and it was under control. Luckily both my parents don't care too much. THAT is a true story.
sorry for the change in locations people
