A tip to "trick-o-treaters" - please be polite....

HamburgerBoy

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Also, don't scream, don't kick people's trash, don't take extra candy, don't egg people's houses, and just don't be a fucking dumbass like you are every year.
 

akshatp

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For some reason, I dont think many of these rude trick or treaters are frequenting AT OT...
 

allisolm

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If you're going to get upset with children who walk on your lawn one night a year, you shouldn't give candy out at all.
 

akshatp

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Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
I have never seen kids stomping on lawns for no reason...

Me neither. All of the ones I have seen are trying to kill the grass.
 

sswingle

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Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
I have never seen kids stomping on lawns for no reason...

Me neither. All of the ones I have seen are trying to kill the grass.

I have never seen kids trying to kill grass either... :confused:
 

SonnyDaze

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And a note to the parents, please refrain from the "Dat all you goin' give my baby? You cheeeep, mistah!!" crap. Believe me, 2 bite size candy bars are sufficient. :)
 

Exterous

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Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
And a note to the parents, please refrain from the "Dat all you goin' give my baby? You cheeeep, mistah!!" crap. Believe me, 2 bite size candy bars are sufficient. :)


Thats when you reach in and take one back out :)
 

Kelemvor

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Just keep a Super Soaker (or the hose) right by the door so you can blast anyone that's a jackass. Even better, fill the Super Soaker with something that smells real nice...
 

sourceninja

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It's simple, on that night i'm at the bar. No candy to give out, lots of girls in 'costumes' (apparently this is an excuse to dress like a slut). And I get to drink beer.
 

SonnyDaze

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Originally posted by: sourceninja
It's simple, on that night i'm at the bar. No candy to give out, lots of girls in 'costumes' (apparently this is an excuse to dress like a slut). And I get to drink beer.

For who? You or the girls? ;)


 

loic2003

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Originally posted by: sourceninja
It's simple, on that night i'm at the bar. No candy to give out, lots of girls in 'costumes' (apparently this is an excuse to dress like a slut). And I get to drink beer.

bingo!