A Texan in Ireland (Joke)

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Lifer
Nov 21, 2001
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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and says to the crowd of drinkers, "I
hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll bet $500 American dollars
that no one in here can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even
leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the
Texan on the shoulder.

"Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them
all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin',
where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman smiles, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if
I could do it first".