A stupid joke

[schizoid]

I got this from a guitar forum zorch thingee

ED ZACHARY DISEASE

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something
wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex
therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese
sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose."

The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So
she did..

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You
haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look ed zachary like your ass.

 

[ElFenix]

heheeh butterface

 

[Zim Hosein]

LMAO schizoid, thanks for the post

 

[slikmunks]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
heheeh butterface

hahaha

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
LMAO schizoid, thanks for the post

Yer welcome...Here's another (told by my friend earlier today)

So this guy comes home to find his girlfriend in coniptions. She's crying, and busily packing up her stuff. He asks her "what's wrong, doll?" but she keeps on packing, to distraught to answer. He presses, asking her "c'mon, what's the problem?" She looks at him, tears in her eyes, lips quivering, and then continues packing. "I can't bring myself to say it...I'm just crushed. I've got to go". Finally, the guy says, as she's walking out the door, the guy says "Hey...you're leaving anyway. You might as well tell me what's wrong!"

She looks at him, crying and says "I heard you were a...p...a....a...p-p-p...I heard you were a pedophile".

The man looks at her and says "Well...that's a big word for a seven year old".

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
LMAO schizoid, thanks for the post

Yer welcome...Here's another (told by my friend earlier today)

So this guy comes home to find his girlfriend in coniptions. She's crying, and busily packing up her stuff. He asks her "what's wrong, doll?" but she keeps on packing, to distraught to answer. He presses, asking her "c'mon, what's the problem?" She looks at him, tears in her eyes, lips quivering, and then continues packing. "I can't bring myself to say it...I'm just crushed. I've got to go". Finally, the guy says, as she's walking out the door, the guy says "Hey...you're leaving anyway. You might as well tell me what's wrong!"

She looks at him, crying and says "I heard you were a...p...a....a...p-p-p...I heard you were a pedophile".

The man looks at her and says "Well...that's a big word for a seven year old".

:Q

LMAO schizoid, again, thanks

 

[gotsmack]

haha

 

[Krye]

hahaha, great post on both jokes!

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
heheeh butterface

ROTFL!!!

 

[schizoid]

Bump because I am funny.

 

[johneetrash]

lol at the first one
the second one is old (but still funny )