a street joke

[Spikesoldier]

there is a black guy, a mexican guy, and a white guy in a diner, all in their 60's.

so they are all eating their food until suddenly, jesus walks in with an aura of light around him.

they all stand up in awe and disbelief.

anyway the elderly white guy is the first to walk up to jesus. he said damn! its jesus! get this man a cheeseburger and a frosty beer!

the eldery mexican didnt want to be outdone either, so he stood up and said, please get my friend jesus some enchiladas and some shots of tequila!

the elderly black man stood up as well, and ordered some fried chicken and a 40oz of malt liquor for jesus.

so jesus takes all of the food and drink, and consumes it.

shortly after, he walks up to the elderly white man, and gently pats his shoulder, thanking the man. the white man said, thanks jesus! you healed my arm! i havent been able to use it since the war! and walks off.

then jesus walks up to the elderly mexican. he also thanks him and touches him. the mexican guy said, thanks jesus! i havent been able to use my legs since the gang wars when i was 16! thanks! so he runs off before jesus changes his mind..

then finally jesus walks up to the elderly black man, and moves forward to bestow his healing hand on the black man, but the black man slaps his hand away. WHY oh WHY???
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the elderly black man said: dont touch me with that sh1t, im on disability man!

 

[thecrecarc]

????????????

 

[bluewall21]

Meh.
That joke was crap-esque.

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: bluewall21
Meh.
That joke was crap-esque.

:thumbsup:

 

[illusion88]

1) get screen name on ATOT
2) post
3) make joke
4) ?????
5) profit?

 

[aplefka]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Kalvin00]

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: thecrecarc
????????????

Jesus' healing hand was going to heal the black guy and he didn't wanna lose his disability $

 

[MrDudeMan]

haha you tight wads need to lighten up. that was pretty funny lol.

 

[DainBramaged]

LOL :thumbsup:

 

[KarenMarie]

I thought it was cute.

No doubt the PC police will be along shortly!

 

[Malak]

5/10

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I thought it was cute.

No doubt the PC police will be along shortly!

Yep, no good joke goes unpuni... er, nevermind.

:thumbsup:

 

[dighn]

lol that's pretty un-pc

 

[Lorn]

Stale.

 

[Gurck]

I smell a lock... anyway it wasn't told well, and was more suitable for the forums when told with a redneck as the one on disability. Overall I'm going with a 0/10.

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: Gurck
I smell a lock... anyway it wasn't told well, and was more suitable for the forums when told with a redneck as the one on disability. Overall I'm going with a 0/10.

Make that a Krispy Kreme addict 500 pound redneck, and it would be dangerously close to the truth for some parts of the country. :roll:

 

[Kipper]

Buh-bye.

 

[n7]

Kinda funny...yeah not really funny.

 

[notfred]

How did the Mexican guy stand up and walk over to Jesus if he couldn't use his legs? I call shens.

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

 

[nycxandy]

:thumbsup::thumbsup: / :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[gsaldivar]

Nice! :beer: