A story

[GoldenBear]

So I'm out in a restaurant with my parents and another family..and during the course of it, my mom notices the son from the other family being really nice to his mom and all, being real "gentlemanly". Then we go home, and my mom complains how nice this guy is and all, and complains that I'm not more like him.

That's when my dad jumps in and reveals that he (the boy from the other family) is, indeed, a homosexual (which I feel there is nothing wrong with being, especially if you're going to be as nice as this guy was, albeit his "influence" on my mom was a bit annoying). So anyway my mom kind of starts retracting everything she says about being more like him, which I think on a sole purpose of principles is wrong, but hey okay.

That is all, if you're dissapointed with my story refunds are available, just send a $3 check to me to cover my expenses.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

<< That's when my dad jumps in and reveals that he is, indeed, a homosexual >>



ROFLMAO...your dad??? LOL That story took a twist!

:Q:Q:Q:

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

Your Father is gay????:Q

 

[randal]

nononono! the nice young kid that belongs to the other family is gay ... sheesh ...

randal =)

 

[blueghost75]

hehehehe.....soo funny

 

[BarbeQueGuy]

That's when my dad jumps in and reveals that he is, indeed, a homosexual

Please clarify, the grammar in this sentence indicates that your father is the one that is the homosexual, do you actually mean that the son of the family friend is actually the hommsexual? Not that there is anything wrong with that.



<<edit>> Damn, you people are just too fast on the responses, even at 4am.

 

[GoldenBear]

Eek I can't believe you people. I mean I can see how you'd think that but I can't see how you'd think that, especially when I make it obvious that I refer back to the boy in the final sentences.

 

[pen^2]

why is everyone so nuts tonite..... its probably just me

 

[BarbeQueGuy]

Thanks for editing your post, it is much clearer now.

BTW, are you going to do what your mother said and start acting more like that nice young man?

j/k

 

[GoldenBear]

<< Thanks for editing your post, it is much clearer now.

BTW, are you going to do what your mother said and start acting more like that nice young man?

j/k >>

Hmm, that could mean one of two things, and the answer to both is no, and no.

 

[bomb99]

how does your dad know that guy is gay? just curious

 

[crazyjoekuta]

how did your dad know that the kid was gay? i suspect misplay.

 

[rudder]

is your mom and dads marriage going okay at this point? Did your dad invite the other families son to dinner? How did you all get together. This is interesting.

 

[Mikal]

Timmy, do you like gladiator movies?

 

[basara318]

mang anandtech is cracking me up this morning at work...

 

[warcleric]

Your story makes me appreciate being raised by parents with open minds.

 

[ManSnake]

LOL, good story, but I have a couple of questions to ask:

Who's your daddy and what does he do?

 

[warcleric]

GB: I wouldnt tell someone named &quot;Man Snake&quot; any particulars about your father if I were you.

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

are you suggestion that they have a 3-some?

 

[ManSnake]

GB: I wouldnt tell someone named &quot;Man Snake&quot; any particulars about your father if I were you.

And I thought you were raised by parents with open minds!

 

[Mikal]

&quot;...the kind of movies where big sweaty guys beat eachother up?&quot;

 

[warcleric]

ManSnake: it was a joke.....next time I will use smaller words.

 

[Pastore]

<< That's when my dad jumps in and reveals that he is, indeed, a homosexual >>



sorry to hear that dude...