A story that is actually true.

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Next time pour hot butter on her cooter.

Then bribe her with video games.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: simms
At least he knows you're not gay!

Yeah, the op should have asked his dad if he would prefer him "wrestling" with other guys.

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahahaha. wrestling

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Shens, no waterbed headboard would be hitting the wall. Do you have any idea how much a waterbed weighs? If the frame were flexing enough so the headboard was banging against the wall then it would likely fall apart if anyone were dumb enough to get on it.

BTW-To get a waterbed to stop sloshing you just need to get all the air out of the mattress.

Of course I know how much it weighs. I still have a kingsize and the twin that this event took place on. But believe me when I tell you that the headboard was hitting the wall. It had a loose fit on the frame of the bed and the water was completely free-flowing....hitting the bottom of the headboard and tilting it into the wall.

Has no one else experienced this sort of thing??


And oh yeah....I know now that the floor would've been the smart choice, but I was young, dumb and full of you-know-what at the time and didn't exactly weigh all the choices.

 

[exilera]

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Shens, no waterbed headboard would be hitting the wall. Do you have any idea how much a waterbed weighs? If the frame were flexing enough so the headboard was banging against the wall then it would likely fall apart if anyone were dumb enough to get on it.

BTW-To get a waterbed to stop sloshing you just need to get all the air out of the mattress.

Of course I know how much it weighs. I still have a kingsize and the twin that this event took place on. But believe me when I tell you that the headboard was hitting the wall. It had a loose fit on the frame of the bed and the water was completely free-flowing....hitting the bottom of the headboard and tilting it into the wall.

Has no one else experienced this sort of thing??


And oh yeah....I know now that the floor would've been the smart choice, but I was young, dumb and full of you-know-what at the time and didn't exactly weigh all the choices.

So this was, like, last week?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Shens, no waterbed headboard would be hitting the wall. Do you have any idea how much a waterbed weighs? If the frame were flexing enough so the headboard was banging against the wall then it would likely fall apart if anyone were dumb enough to get on it.

BTW-To get a waterbed to stop sloshing you just need to get all the air out of the mattress.

Of course I know how much it weighs. I still have a kingsize and the twin that this event took place on. But believe me when I tell you that the headboard was hitting the wall. It had a loose fit on the frame of the bed and the water was completely free-flowing....hitting the bottom of the headboard and tilting it into the wall.

Has no one else experienced this sort of thing??


And oh yeah....I know now that the floor would've been the smart choice, but I was young, dumb and full of you-know-what at the time and didn't exactly weigh all the choices.

I had a queen size waterbed when I was in high school. I built the frame and pedestal myself and it didn't move an inch...ever. It was a free flowing bed (no baffles). I didn't have a headboard on it but if I had on attached to the frame it wouldn't have moved at all.

 

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: EatSpam
Should have done it on the floor.

 

[DAGTA]

I had a twin size waterbed when I was a teenager. The headboard was not attached to the frame. It moved and hit the wall all the time. I had marks on my wall when I took the bed down.

I don't know if the story is true but it's definitely possible.

 

[imported_xaguynamedguyx]

why didnt you just cop some dome and call it a night?

but thats pretty damn funny

 

[GoingUp]

lmao

 

[n7]

great story

 

[VirginiaDonkey]

Shens 2

No Teenager last more than a minute or 2 anyway