A story about Ballmer

[Kaido]

So I was chatting with smopoim86 on AIM tonight. He was complaining about his iPod having issues syncing with iTunes on Windows, so I started linking pictures of Steve Ballmer. Somehow that escalated. Chat log as follows, enjoy: (edited for conciseness)

smopoim86: dang itunes is screwed up
smopoim86: talk about pissin me off
kaido: this is you
smopoim86: NO
kaido: please?
smopoim86: LOL

kaido: whoa, whoa, whoa
kaido: here's how it is, son
kaido: first you get this pig, see?
kaido: and then you're like, yeaaaah!
kaido: but then it turned into this maaaaagic bird
kaido: that's when I got nervous
kaido: because it used to be like *this* big
kaido: then it grew to like *THIS* big
smopoim86: haha what

(now I'm on a google image roll)

kaido: i tried to make friends with it
kaido: I was like, sup dawg?
kaido: but he didn't like that, so I thought about it for awhile
kaido: like this
kaido: then I got an idea!
kaido: so I talked to my dad about it
kaido: and my best friend was like whaaaa
kaido: but I mean, come on - this is about *me* right?

kaido: so I decided to talk to Spielberg about it
kaido: and i auditioned the next day
kaido: and I totally NAILED the part!
kaido: and the director was all like this
kaido: I couldn't believe it
kaido: so yeah, Mossberg
kaido: that's how I roll.

Goodnite.

 

[smopoim86]

wow, you really posted it...
I still can't believe you did that on the fly... You needed to keep the time stamps to show how fast it went

 

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: smopoim86
wow, you really posted it...
I still can't believe you did that on the fly... You needed to keep the time stamps to show how fast it went

Mad skills. And ADD :Q

Edit: And magic timewarp abilities!

 

[leglez]

Hahaha that is great!

 

[TehMac]

LOL.

That smacks of too much time.

 

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: TehMac
LOL.

That smacks of too much time.

That was all the space of about 4 minutes :shocked:

Edit: Cruisin on the Delorean tonight, apparently

 

[0roo0roo]

god i hate atots lack of picture embedding. too much trouble to click all that.

 

[thescreensavers]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
god i hate atots lack of picture embedding. too much trouble to click all that.

oh yea..

 

[ScottyB]

I hear he had a rib removed so he could suck his own MicroSoft.