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A Stolen Tomato joke (sorry Brutuskend ;) )

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imported_Tomato

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An African guy, an Irish guy and a Chinese guy are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the African guy, "You're in charge of sweeping. " He turns to the Irish guy and says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese man, he says "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while and I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile while I'm gone." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.

Angrily, the foreman asks the African guy, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The African man replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him."

So then the foreman turns to the Irish man and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irish guy replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is pissed, and storms off searching for the Chinese guy. He looks high and low. He looks all over the site. No sign of the Chinese man. Finally, the foreman gives up and starts walking back towards the pile of sand. Then, suddenly, out from behind the pile jumps the Chinese guy, screaming:

"SUPPLIES!"

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