A Stolen Iron Woode Joke

[Iron Woode]

After fooling around, the man says to the woman, "Do you smoke after sex?".

She responds, "I don't know. I've never looked."

 

[JM Aggie08]

...lol, i sat here for a second after a first read it. nice.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

0/10.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I got a better joke. Two really shy virgins want to have sex. They are really shy, so they decide to do it in complete darkness. With the lights out, the dude doesn't know where to put it, so he puts it in the girl's hand. The girl says, "Sorry, I don't smoke."

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I got a better joke. Two really shy virgins want to have sex. They are really shy, so they decide to do it in complete darkness. With the lights out, the dude doesn't know where to put it, so he puts it in the girl's hand. The girl says, "Sorry, I don't smoke."

no, you don't.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Only one way to find out: pollage.

 

[neutralizer]

Took a while to get it and it still wasn't funny.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Took a while to get it and it still wasn't funny.

I don't get it.

 

[Mucho]

 

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
0/10.

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I got a better joke. Two really shy virgins want to have sex. They are really shy, so they decide to do it in complete darkness. With the lights out, the dude doesn't know where to put it, so he puts it in the girl's hand. The girl says, "Sorry, I don't smoke."

no, you don't.

i dunno man, too close to call. :shocked:

 

[SearchMaster]

That joke is SERIOUSLY old. Pretty sure one of the vaudevillian acts used.

 

[Psycho18]

I dont get it....

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
0/10.

 

[bwnv]

Bush: Hey Dick, how's the war in Iraq doing today?
Cheney: Well, the latest news is that 3 Brazilians died today.
Bush: OMG, OMG, OMG.
Cheney: Mr. President! Are you okay?
Bush: OMG Dick, How many is a Brizilian?

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
After fooling around, the man says to the woman, "Do you smoke after sex?".

She responds, "I don't know. I've never looked."

I actually don't get it unless, you are saying that the lady starts to actually catch fire after sex?

 

[D1gger]

A guy goes to visit his doctor because he is worried he has an STD.

The doctor asks "Does your penis burn after going to the bathroom?"

The guy responds "I don't know I've never tried to light it."

 

[So]

Originally posted by: bwnv
Bush: Hey Dick, how's the war in Iraq doing today?
Cheney: Well, the latest news is that 3 Brazilian soldiers died today.
Bush: OMG, OMG, OMG.
Cheney: Mr. President! Are you okay?
Bush: OMG Dick, How many is a Brizilian?

Fixed to make it right.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: D1gger
A guy goes to visit his doctor because he is worried he has an STD.

The doctor asks "Does your penis burn after going to the bathroom?"

The guy responds "I don't know I've never tried to light it."

2/10

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: D1gger
A guy goes to visit his doctor because he is worried he has an STD.

The doctor asks "Does your penis burn after going to the bathroom?"

The guy responds "I don't know I've never tried to light it."

Okay, now that one was so stupid it actually made me laugh.

7/10

 

[Rudee]

0/10

 

[altonb1]

These are pretty horrific jokes....