- Sep 25, 2000
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An american was in mexico and wanted to know the time.
He came across a guy sleeping on the ground near a bull. The american goes up to him and asks him if he knows the time.
The mexican lifts the bull's testicles about 6 inches and tells him, "Its 3:00pm sir"
The american is amazed, and walks away.
About an hour later, the american passes the same spot, and again asks the guy what time it is.
The mexican lifts the bull's testicles about 6 inches and tells him, "Its 3:45pm sir"
The american is amazed, and walks away.
About 15 minutes later, the american passes the same spot, and says to the guy, "I'll give you $50 american if you tell me how you know what time it is by lifting the bull's testicles"
The mexican says "money first, then i tell"
The american gives him $50
The mexican says "first, you need to get down on the ground like so"
And the american follows suit
"Then," the mexican says, "you lift the testicles about 6 inches off the ground"
"OK" the american says
"Then, you look beneath the bull's testicles....."
"And from here you can see the clock in the town square"
:laugh:
He came across a guy sleeping on the ground near a bull. The american goes up to him and asks him if he knows the time.
The mexican lifts the bull's testicles about 6 inches and tells him, "Its 3:00pm sir"
The american is amazed, and walks away.
About an hour later, the american passes the same spot, and again asks the guy what time it is.
The mexican lifts the bull's testicles about 6 inches and tells him, "Its 3:45pm sir"
The american is amazed, and walks away.
About 15 minutes later, the american passes the same spot, and says to the guy, "I'll give you $50 american if you tell me how you know what time it is by lifting the bull's testicles"
The mexican says "money first, then i tell"
The american gives him $50
The mexican says "first, you need to get down on the ground like so"
And the american follows suit
"Then," the mexican says, "you lift the testicles about 6 inches off the ground"
"OK" the american says
"Then, you look beneath the bull's testicles....."
"And from here you can see the clock in the town square"
:laugh:
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