A stolen BAD JOKE!

[DaFinn]

A guy walks into a bar with a hunk of pavement under his arm.

The bartender looks at the pavement for a bit and then finally says,
"What'll ya have?"

The guy says, "One for me and one for the road."

 

[SynthDude2001]

boooooooo

*throws tomatos*

 

[ts3433]

You, sir, are not funny. At all. Stop trying.

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
boooooooo

*throws tomatos*

You were warned...

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: ts3433
You, sir, are not funny. At all. Stop trying.

Nope, I'm bored so I'm digging up all the ancient jokes I can find...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Better than I expected.

7/10

 

[xSkyDrAx]

That was so corny I giggled in my mind.

 

[ts3433]

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: ts3433
You, sir, are not funny. At all. Stop trying.

Nope, I'm bored so I'm digging up all the ancient jokes I can find...

Then the ancients can DIAF.... well, okay, that made no sense

 

[pclstyle]

zero

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
boooooooo

*throws tomatos*

Leave Tomato out of this!

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
boooooooo

*throws tomatos*

hahahh

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
boooooooo

*throws tomatos*

Leave Tomato out of this!

:Q

:evil:

 

[imported_Hi]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
boooooooo

*throws tomatos*

Leave Tomato out of this!

:Q

:evil:

 

[BigToque]

lol

 

[DeMeo]

Originally posted by: ts3433
You, sir, are not funny. At all. Stop trying.

well, he's alittle bit funny....

 

[markgm]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I love that!!!! I'll be saying this one all day.

 

[alien42]

i like it

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Better than I expected.

7/10

 

[Leper Messiah]

So a pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender says" why do you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?"

The pirate replies, "ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! its driving me nuts!"

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h
So a pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender says" why do you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?"

The pirate replies, "ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! its driving me nuts!"

So a pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender says "where are your buccaneers?"

The pirate replies, "ARRRRRRRRRR!!! They're under me buckin' hat!"

 

[jjones]

:beer:

 

[Monkey muppet]

These two gray peices of Tarmac walked into a bar, acting hard, fighting and scaring all the customers away, but the barkeep couldn't do a thing (being tarmac you can imagine how tough they would be).

A little later a peice of red tarmac entered - this caused much suprise to the barkeep as he noticed the two peices of tarmac run scared into the Toilets. The red tarmac wasted no time as he ordered two shots of everything behind the bar, downs it then walks out.

The barkeep went to see why the gray peices were scared:

"we aren't going back out there untill the cycle-path has left"

 

[ribbon13]

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BOO!

 

[Leper Messiah]

i don't get it. whats so scary about a cycle path?

 

[dragonballgtz]

Originally posted by: alien42
i like it