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A spider just dropped down from the ceiling...

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GagBag

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its now on my monitor walking across my screen as i type this its getting closer now, im started to sweat, i can see the hairs on its body, omg its so close now im trembling with fer, omg! ajkfshaklshfas nnofja off! sdlkjfs as....
 
whatever you do, do not look directly into its many eyes. That is a sign of aggression, he will attack. Trust me, I have a spider bite to prove it. Actually I had one of those jumping spiders attack me, suprised me because I never saw a spider jump before hehe.
 
it bit me, and it laughed.....

i always think if i kill a spider, its friends will come after me in the middle of night and rape me or something.
 
Muffin, you can smash me anytime 😉

Actually I run into everything at work and home that I usually release, but sometimes, you just have to smash it. SMASH IT!
 


<< it bit me, and it laughed.....

i always think if i kill a spider, its friends will come after me in the middle of night and rape me or something. >>

no, they'll just run into your mouth and stomach and eat you inside out 😉
 


<< it bit me, and it laughed.....

i always think if i kill a spider, its friends will come after me in the middle of night and rape me or something. >>

thats just sick

danny~!
 
it got away, though i cant feel my legs....burning sensation every where else. perhaps i should call for help. screw it, peramedics need thier sleep.
 
It wants to access the Web. Start your browser and go to the National Geographic site or something similar, then watch it to see which links it wants you to click.
 
I am absolutely terrified of them!!!! One year, an unmention relative wrapped a tarantula up for me for X-Mas. After openeing it, I left the house in my robe and stayed out all day. I had to pretend it was a mouse (the hair) to get within 10 feet of it.
 
actually a spider really did make its way down from the ceiling as they usually do because i have one of the ceiling tiles pushed up a bit so i could hang my monkies there. they come through the little crack, most are tiny but some are big with eyes the size of walnuts, and legs the size of cucumbers, those tend to scare me sh*tless when im in the dark playing a game or something.
 
Actually, there was a study that a human being will have eaten 7 live spiders while asleep by the time he or she dies. YUCK!
 
yeah lukfilm i heard that one before. but anyway spiders are good.. would u rather have a spider in your house or a mosquito with the west nile virus? Man that virus is killing all kinds of bird in MD eventually they say humans might be at risk.. so don't kill it! it'll protect u from other bugs!
 
hah i would like to know how they did that study 🙂

what if the spider is the size of my head? i agree mosquitoes are mearly a food source, but a spider the size of my head probably had its share of mosquitoes 🙂
 
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