jonks
Lifer
From last week's press conference (i made a few obvious edits)
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news.../2007/10/20071017.html
Q Thank you, sir. A simple question.
THE PRESIDENT: Yes. It may require a simple answer. [2+2? Pleeasssee!!]
Q What's your definition of the word "torture"?
THE PRESIDENT: [GULP] Of what? [*Loosens tie*]
Q The word "torture." What's your definition?
THE PRESIDENT: That's defined in U.S. law, and we don't torture. [THIS is torture!]
Q Can you give me your version of it, sir?
THE PRESIDENT: Whatever the law says. [Take that! How'm I doin Dick?]
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Ok, so Bush knows that we don't torture, because that's against the law, but he doesn't know what the law says, so how can he say we aren't breaking it? Circuitous you say? Dissenter! Traitor! Pansy!
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news.../2007/10/20071017.html
Q Thank you, sir. A simple question.
THE PRESIDENT: Yes. It may require a simple answer. [2+2? Pleeasssee!!]
Q What's your definition of the word "torture"?
THE PRESIDENT: [GULP] Of what? [*Loosens tie*]
Q The word "torture." What's your definition?
THE PRESIDENT: That's defined in U.S. law, and we don't torture. [THIS is torture!]
Q Can you give me your version of it, sir?
THE PRESIDENT: Whatever the law says. [Take that! How'm I doin Dick?]
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Ok, so Bush knows that we don't torture, because that's against the law, but he doesn't know what the law says, so how can he say we aren't breaking it? Circuitous you say? Dissenter! Traitor! Pansy!