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Rewind to last Saturday. I turn on my computer, get no POST, no beeps. I popped on the side panel and was met with a wonderful solder-y smell. I poke around with a flash light and can't find any damage, but the board (ASUS P5Q Deluxe - RIP) is dead.
I file an RMA online with ASUS.......which for some reason takes them 48 hours to process and turn into an RMA number. Add 24 hours for processing my cross-ship request. Add 48 hours to process cross-ship RMA. Blah blah blah, I have my board in hand at 7 PM today. I also paid $25 to have them overnight it.
Boo-urns, ASUS sent me a refurb board. Usually I can't notice if an RMA is a refurb because they do such a great job refurbishing them, but this one is obviously used, and dusty. Oh well. I put everything together outside the case just to see if it posts, which leads me to my next headache.
I used the adhesive on my Xigmatek's backplate, like an idiot, so now I have to get it off the old board. 10 minutes of carefully using a box cutter, and I have the backplate removed, and no damage to the board. Some of the foam is basically stuck to the old board, so I cut up a 3M Command strip and used it to cover any bare metal on the backplate. Time to clean the heatsink and CPU.
ArtiClean goes on, ArtiClean + crusty AS5 comes off. Everything is now nice and clean, new AS5 goes on. I try and mount the heatsink, and I remember how much of a royal pain in the ass it was, even moreso than the regular pushpins. 15 minutes into it I realize that I put too thick a layer of foam on the backplate, and will never be able to mount it properly, so I take it off.
I lift up the heatsink, and what do you know. The ArtiClean crept in between the heatpipes and the rest of the heatsink, and oozed out all over the CPU, dissolving all of the thermal compound in the process and making nice AS5 soup for me. I'm lucky it didn't seep into the *^@% socket...now I have to clean everything back up.
Alright, all hooked up. ASUS shipped it with an old BIOS, time to find the new one. Board POSTs just fine, ran MemTest for an hour, everything looks good so far. I just hope it hits 3.6 GHz with ease like my original board did...
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I file an RMA online with ASUS.......which for some reason takes them 48 hours to process and turn into an RMA number. Add 24 hours for processing my cross-ship request. Add 48 hours to process cross-ship RMA. Blah blah blah, I have my board in hand at 7 PM today. I also paid $25 to have them overnight it.
Boo-urns, ASUS sent me a refurb board. Usually I can't notice if an RMA is a refurb because they do such a great job refurbishing them, but this one is obviously used, and dusty. Oh well. I put everything together outside the case just to see if it posts, which leads me to my next headache.
I used the adhesive on my Xigmatek's backplate, like an idiot, so now I have to get it off the old board. 10 minutes of carefully using a box cutter, and I have the backplate removed, and no damage to the board. Some of the foam is basically stuck to the old board, so I cut up a 3M Command strip and used it to cover any bare metal on the backplate. Time to clean the heatsink and CPU.
ArtiClean goes on, ArtiClean + crusty AS5 comes off. Everything is now nice and clean, new AS5 goes on. I try and mount the heatsink, and I remember how much of a royal pain in the ass it was, even moreso than the regular pushpins. 15 minutes into it I realize that I put too thick a layer of foam on the backplate, and will never be able to mount it properly, so I take it off.
I lift up the heatsink, and what do you know. The ArtiClean crept in between the heatpipes and the rest of the heatsink, and oozed out all over the CPU, dissolving all of the thermal compound in the process and making nice AS5 soup for me. I'm lucky it didn't seep into the *^@% socket...now I have to clean everything back up.
Alright, all hooked up. ASUS shipped it with an old BIOS, time to find the new one. Board POSTs just fine, ran MemTest for an hour, everything looks good so far. I just hope it hits 3.6 GHz with ease like my original board did...
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