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A run in with the Police

J

Juice Box

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so my friend and I were walking towards the central part of our town for no apparent reason, bordeom I guess. But no one was out driving so we walked kinda in the middle of the road, and got out of the way of there was cars. Anyways, we got back on the sidewalk and these 2 cops come out of nowhere and corner us by this building. This skinny ass 5'=7" tall scrawney guy gets out and asks us (with a HUGE lisp) "where you fellas headed to?" we could barely help but laugh. He then proceded to ask us random questions like why were we walking in the middle of the road to which we responded "there were no cars". So his rebuttle was "do you walk on the traintracks where theres no train" and "do you walk on runways when theres no planes" to which we responded "if theres no trains, yea, and we dont think you can get on runways anyways..... he felt so stupid for wasting his time with us... the other cop just laughed at him.. lol he was just like "stay out of the street, us cops like to drive really fast around here with our lights off" whatever the fvck that means!
 
Ah, the subtle and yet heartworming indiosyncracies of rural america
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The only part that I found funny was the other cops 2 cents. Sounds like something I'd say when on patrol.
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
The only part that I found funny was the other cops 2 cents. Sounds like something I'd say when on patrol.
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But you have an m-16 which inspires fear in the hearts of all man, irregardless of your lisp-situation.

You better believe that if a midget comes at me with an m-16, I will willingly shine his little toy shoes if he demands it of me.
 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: TallBill
The only part that I found funny was the other cops 2 cents. Sounds like something I'd say when on patrol.
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But you have an m-16 which inspires fear in the hearts of all man, irregardless of your lisp-situation.

You better believe that if a midget comes at me with an m-16, I will willingly shine his little toy shoes if he demands it of me.
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All I carry when on patrol is an M9. This is when back in the states of course.
 
haha yeah, he just assumed we were drunk and thought he scored an arrest or something, it was so funny for him to actually apoligize to us for wasting our time he said
 
Next time ask "are you drunk, or is that just a lisp? You shouldn't be drinking if you're on duty, especially if you're driving"


🙂
(I just find the threads of "can they really arrest me for this?!" to be more interesting)

 
Originally posted by: digitalsnare
haha yeah, he just assumed we were drunk and thought he scored an arrest or something, it was so funny for him to actually apoligize to us for wasting our time he said
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Was this like an expressway if so he should have ticketed your ass.
 
lol, this was actually one of the cops that stole our freaking potato gun (the cop on the side who wasnt saying anything). I meant to ask him how his kids enjoyed using it at home 🙂 but I didnt
 
Originally posted by: digitalsnare
so my friend and I were walking towards the central part of our town for no apparent reason, bordeom I guess. But no one was out driving so we walked kinda in the middle of the road, and got out of the way of there was cars. Anyways, we got back on the sidewalk and these 2 cops come out of nowhere and corner us by this building. This skinny ass 5'=7" tall scrawney guy gets out and asks us (with a HUGE lisp) "where you fellas headed to?" we could barely help but laugh. He then proceded to ask us random questions like why were we walking in the middle of the road to which we responded "there were no cars". So his rebuttle was "do you walk on the traintracks where theres no train" and "do you walk on runways when theres no planes" to which we responded "if theres no trains, yea, and we dont think you can get on runways anyways..... he felt so stupid for wasting his time with us... the other cop just laughed at him.. lol he was just like "stay out of the street, us cops like to drive really fast around here with our lights off" whatever the fvck that means!
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OK, so the cop is skinny, short, and speaks with a lisp... CLEARLY not a real man like you... but all of that makes you less of a loser for walking in the middle of the street (and being caught for it by the cops!) how??? Sounds like the cop was doing his job to me.

 
I emailed this thread to your police department. Let's see what they have to say about it.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I emailed this thread to your police department. Let's see what they have to say about it.
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It would probably be more effective if they acutally had computers:thumbsup:
 
Walking around in the street - Dumb.
Cop trying to humiliate you but ends up owning himself - Nice.

I'm neutral with this story.

But seriously, I feel much safer knowing that heroic police officers like the aforementioned are around to make sure that people are out of the streets when they are driving fast without their lights on. Yeah, doing their job.
 
Damn, you should of acted drunk and then took the breathalyzer test only to score a 0. Now that would of been funny.

Hilarity would of been had by all.
 
Originally posted by: her209
Damn, you should of acted drunk and then took the breathalyzer test only to score a 0. Now that would of been funny.

Hilarity would of been had by all.
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yeah, we talked about that, but It was kinda all of a sudden, didnt get a chance to bother. But dont they have to tahe ur ID info and that b4 they can give u the test?
 
Maybe Lispy thought he was caught redhanded deepthroating Barney Fife and needed a quick alibi himself... 😛
 
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