A recon team at my doorstep?!??!??!!

NuclearNed

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I think the squirrels are ramping up to something big.

My nerves are already shot due to this.

So I was walking around my yard in broad daylight when I noticed that their agents had positioned themselves between me and the safety of my house. They just sat there, barely concealed, conducting their recon against me and my family with little to no fear. It was clear that I wasn't armed. They seemed to be very attentive to every little move I made; they noted everything in detail. After awhile, I guess they had gathered enough data because they got themselves up and quickly moved back into the woods.

I think whatever it is, it's going to go down soon. It's going to be dark in a few hours. I just hope we can last until morning.

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BoomerD

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Feb 26, 2006
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Don't be lead into complacency by their fawning behavior...they're devious creatures...and yes, are most likely spying for their squirrel masters...
 

Zee

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Nov 27, 1999
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damn. i came here to make a snide remark....

but those damn things are cute
 

MotF Bane

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Dec 22, 2006
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If you can see their two cute fuzzy little heads together like that, you can put one big high-caliber round through them at the same time.

Ditch the camera.
 

ElFenix

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they're like jihadis, sleeper agents that ingratiate themselves into your life but willing to die for their cause a moment's notice. if the power goes out you know what happened.

keep your eyes on the dog, he could the manchurian candidate.
 

IcePickFreak

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