alert(document.vito.qnum.value + ' is the number of times you should be kicked in the ass because you thought that stupid ****** like this actually works, you are probably one of those people that forwards those stupid chain letters to your entire addressbook..');
alert(document.vito.first.value + ' probably does not give a damn about you cuz you waste your time with ****** like this.');
alert('The fact that you chose ' +
document.vito.qcol.value + ' does not mean a damn thing. After all, it is just a color.');
alert(document.vito.qpet.value + ' is dead.');
alert(document.vito.qwork1.value + ' and ' + document.vito.qwork2.value + ' are probably really ashamed that they know you personally.');
alert('Oh yeah, that stupid ass wish of yours? *** ' + document.vito.odpow.value + '*** HAHAHA!! *** It will NEVER happen.');
alert('now get back to work');