A Real 'Sore' Looser . . .

[CaptnKirk]

Won't be doing this again . . .celebrate, celebrate!

A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.
Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years

 

[Stunt]

bahahahaha
what a moron!

although i must admit: doing that does take balls!

 

[gsaldivar]

W
T
F

??

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Stunt
bahahahaha
what a moron!

although i must admit: doing that does take balls!

Two of them.

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: Stunt
bahahahaha
what a moron!

although i must admit: doing that does take balls!

and a knife.

 

[kage69]

How drunk do you have to be to consider turning yourself into a eunuch to be an act of celibration? Way to go dumbfvck, enjoy those hormone treatments!

 

[Tommunist]

my testicles receded back into my body out of fear of what I might do to them while I'm drunk - don't worry guys I'd never hurt you

 

[arsbanned]

Ouch.

 

[SuRgEoN]

eh, good dinner talk for the kids in a few years. Oh wait, not balls = no kids.

 

[ITJunkie]

DOOOHHHH!!

 

[nCred]

Nuts..

 

[Steeplerot]

bollocks to that!

 

[0marTheZealot]

what a goddamn man. That's what it means to be a man. Holding up your end of your bargin.

 

[GoPackGo]

what an idiot

 

[sandorski]

Hehe, at least he's a man of his word. But DAMN!

 

[GoPackGo]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Hehe, at least he's a man of his word. But DAMN!

You mean he used to be a man.... :shocked:

 

[MovingTarget]

wow.... do I smell a darwin award?

 

[Harvey]

He's now auditioning for a singing role on The Sopranos. :Q

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

There's a pickled egg joke in there somewhere.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: MovingTarget
wow.... do I smell a darwin award?

That's supposed to be for people who off themselves but, since he can't procreate...perhaps a special nomination.

 

[slurmsmackenzie]

"After returning to the bar to show his fellow drinking buddies what he'd done, he stuffed his nuts in his butthole for safe keeping."