A (real) monkey grabbed my hand and its nails made me bleed.

[SilthDraeth]

When the monkey tried to bite you, you should of punched it's lights out.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
In the time you wait for responses the rabies virus are making their way to your brain. Soon you wont understand the responses in this thread. I'm so very sorry.

vdjibos ebnvh e;pr vhevp;vruepr reguhgprh9ghruhe9vvd dsroivhihrrnhobvreg hrighreoh rhoisghor hshbvgroisbi hsdh blsdhb.drhbiusbh nulirhb uihdkublrh hhbr. x.hcbusihbuheruhg burevdnvulhuir hnvuise heuhbguhagvervhresgihru iohdhvbshurehgubvievgednhbiu jhszirh lihsiuvh loubivhirvbusejkvhjfcxnvbjhfubslerhgrurhurehhr hugrehugehrs ghre g g herghers hugrhs ghurheguilse.

 

[foolfromhell]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
In the time you wait for responses the rabies virus are making their way to your brain. Soon you wont understand the responses in this thread. I'm so very sorry.

vdjibos ebnvh e;pr vhevp;vruepr reguhgprh9ghruhe9vvd dsroivhihrrnhobvreg hrighreoh rhoisghor hshbvgroisbi hsdh blsdhb.drhbiusbh nulirhb uihdkublrh hhbr. x.hcbusihbuheruhg burevdnvulhuir hnvuise heuhbguhagvervhresgihru iohdhvbshurehgubvievgednhbiu jhszirh lihsiuvh loubivhirvbusejkvhjfcxnvbjhfubslerhgrurhurehhr hugrehugehrs ghre g g herghers hugrhs ghurheguilse.

I DONT UNDERSTAND IT ALREADY!!
Anyway, Im in high-school. Yes. I am young.
And I got a tetanus shot 3 years back as a requirement for going to school.
Will that suffice?

 

[blamb425]

Originally posted by: foolfromhell

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Didn't ebola come from monkeys?

So did HIV.
The theory is that some poor schmuck ate monkey meat...

The bastard.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: foolfromhell
It was a street pedlar's show monkey.

Sue him.

 

[foolfromhell]

Eh. whatever.
I had the worst flight ever.
Lufthansa Flight 402.
Delayed 8 FUC**** HOURS ON THE RUNWAY.
After 5 hours of trying to fix the plane, they switched us to a new plane and 3 hours to load baggage and food again...

Still alive anyway. But my scratched hand hurts a bit.
Back in New Jersey!
P.S. NO compensation from Lufthansa. Stupid Airlines.

 

[Skeeedunt]

Well, at least go to the doctor when you get home and let us know if you have any monkey diseases.

 

[RollWave]

I was just reading the morbidity and mortality weekly report in JAMA and the cases were Rabies-related. After going through that, if I had any sort of puncture due to any animal I'd go to a hospital straight away.