A real mindbender...

Urinal Mint

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Due to popular demand, I'm going to bend the rules to accommodate all the money grubbing fools here:

You walk into a public restroom and saunter up to a toilet... right before you start pissing you notice a $5 bill in the bottom of the toilet. The toilet is full of piss (no fecal matter), and if you flush the toilet you realize you'll lose the $5 bill. Do you reach in and grab it?

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You walk into a public restroom, say at a sporting event or the mall. You walk up to the toilet and you see a quarter in the bottom... do you reach in and pick it up, or just do your business and forget about it?
 

Shy

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I'd take satisfaction in urinating on some U.S. currency :D

-Shy the Mononucleus
 

RDMustang1

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forget the quarter, I MAY do it for a $10 bill, prolly for a $20 and definitely for a $50 (as long as it was clean)
 

Viper GTS

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Hell no. Even if it were my money & I had dropped it in, I wouldn't think about it for less than a $50.

Viper GTS <-- Hates being dirty with a passion.
 

kbm5

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What about all those fountains with all the change in them? I wouldn't go near any of those things, let alone a toilet with change!

Urinal, I think I now know why you have the name you do... :Q:Q
 

DuffmanOhYeah

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Oh yeah! I'd fish it out with my teeth. But only after I have asked several strangers to crap in there and not flush. I mean...I want to EARN that valuable QUARTER
 

Shy

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So, Urinal Mint, when do you reveal to us that you reached into a toilet for a quarter?

-Shy the Mononucleus
 
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If it were paper money and the toilet was free of driftwood, I would be all over it. And then all over the sink as I scrubbed my hands raw.
 

Urinal Mint

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Actually, this is a trick I used to pull when I was in high school and would go to football games. When I was the only guy at the trough, I'd drop a quarter in there, piss all over it, and then kinda sit back in the background as other people would come in, eye it, and more often than not some dude would scoop it up within 5 minutes.

It's a funny ass trick to pull, and you'll be surprised what people will do for 25¢ ;)
 

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<< Actually, this is a trick I used to pull when I was in high school and would go to football games. When I was the only guy at the trough, I'd drop a quarter in there, piss all over it, and then kinda sit back in the background as other people would come in, eye it, and more often than not some dude would scoop it up within 5 minutes.

It's a funny ass trick to pull, and you'll be surprised what people will do for 25¢ ;)
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Alright, I'm DEFINATELY trying this next time I have the chance.

-Shy the Mononucleus
 

classy

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<< You walk into a public restroom, say at a sporting event or the mall. You walk up to the toilet and you see a quarter in the bottom... do you reach in and pick it up, or just do your business and forget about it? >>



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude you truly have reached the Twilight Zone with this one. Ain't no way I am reaching my hand in no public toilet to get a quarter. Now for a roll of quarters I would do it with a smile :).
 

Urinal Mint

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What if you needed a coke so bad you would die, and you needed that quarter in the bottom of the squatter to get that coke... would you do it then?
 

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Wait wait, so you're telling me, I get to put my hand in a public toilet, AND I get a quarter?

Come on, what's the catch??
 

ratkil

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Actually, this is a trick I used to pull when I was in high school and would go to football games. When I was the only guy at the trough, I'd drop a quarter in there, piss all over it, and then kinda sit back in the background as other people would come in, eye it, and more often than not some dude would scoop it up within 5 minutes.
I honestly don't know who I would consider more pathetic.......
 

loup garou

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Oh, so you're not cheap...you just like to hang out in the men's room and watch guys piss. :disgust:








:p
 

Urinal Mint

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<< Oh, so you're not cheap...you just like to hang out in the men's room and watch guys piss. :disgust:
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hahahaha... touche! :D

&quot;Billy, you ever hang around the boy's locker room?&quot;
&quot;Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?&quot;
 

ratkil

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I am now thoroughly entertained.
Something that is obviously not much of a challenge, I understand, my 5 year old is much the same way
 

Urinal Mint

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<< I am now thoroughly entertained.
Something that is obviously not much of a challenge, I understand, my 5 year old is much the same way
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Hey, you're the jackass that started this mess. All I did was post a fun thread and you call me pathetic. Eat sh1t, moron... I don't have to answer to you. Go read War &amp; Peace while I snicker at stupid idiots.
 

Sciolist

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Where I used to work, a wino was usually on the hot air vent during the winter time. One day, we glued a quarter to the sidewalk and watched from the windows as he discovered it, and tried to pick it up. He finally gave up, saying it was &quot;too heavy&quot;.

Now I'm kind of ashamed at having done this, but it seemed funny at the time.