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Lifer
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Best bar joke ever

A baby seal walks into a club.

- M4H
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Termite walks into a bar and asks, "where's the bar tender?"

horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
 
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ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Best bar joke ever

A baby seal walks into a club.

- M4H
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2nd best joke:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. A woman standing at the bar can't help but notice and say "excuse me, but did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate looks at the woman and says "Arrr, I do, and it's drivin me nuts!"

86th best joke:
Did you hear about the new pirate movie that came out last week? It was rated ARRRRR!!!
 
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LethalWolfe

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Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
..they're all the same person!

BRUTUSKEND, WHERE ARE U?
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Actually, I think the punch line was "... and that was jus the first guy."


Lethal

 
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pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: LethalWolfe
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
..they're all the same person!

BRUTUSKEND, WHERE ARE U?
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Actually, I think the punch line was "... and that was jus the first guy."


Lethal
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that would be 100 times better than what he had written. still not funny, but 100 times better.
 
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Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
..they're all the same person!

BRUTUSKEND, WHERE ARE U?
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HAHA.. I figuerd that was the "punchline" even before I clicked this!

(Or if it wasn't, I was going to suggest it SHOULD be!) ;)
 
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So

Lifer
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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
noone likes my pirate jokes?
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No...they ARRRn't funny

;-)

I think we've all heard them before.
 
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Hubris

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Originally posted by: dopcombo
I think I'm stupid, but I don't get this.
Or maybe I need to learn more english.


Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Best bar joke ever

A baby seal walks into a club.

- M4H
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AHAHAHAHHA
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People used to (and probably still do) club baby seals. As in with a physical club usually made out of wood.
 
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dquan97

Lifer
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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Best bar joke ever

A baby seal walks into a club.

- M4H
Click to expand...

2nd best joke:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. A woman standing at the bar can't help but notice and say "excuse me, but did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate looks at the woman and says "Arrr, I do, and it's drivin me nuts!"

86th best joke:
Did you hear about the new pirate movie that came out last week? It was rated ARRRRR!!!
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I like them!!!! You get a :beer:
 
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Fausto

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scot walk into a bar. Each orders a pint of Guiness. Each is served his pint. Coincidentally, each pint has a fly stuck in the foam.

The Englishman pushes the pint back and asks for another.

The Scot shrugs, picks the fly out and takes a sip.

The Irishman is glaring at his pint. He finally picks the fly out of the foam, holds it up to eye level and shouts "SPIT IT OUT YA WEE BASTARD!!"
 
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Fausto

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Best bar joke ever

A baby seal walks into a club.

- M4H
Click to expand...

2nd best joke:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. A woman standing at the bar can't help but notice and say "excuse me, but did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate looks at the woman and says "Arrr, I do, and it's drivin me nuts!"

86th best joke:
Did you hear about the new pirate movie that came out last week? It was rated ARRRRR!!!
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You punk, you stole that first one from me!

 
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JBT

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Best bar joke ever

A baby seal walks into a club.

- M4H
Click to expand...

2nd best joke:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. A woman standing at the bar can't help but notice and say "excuse me, but did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate looks at the woman and says "Arrr, I do, and it's drivin me nuts!"

86th best joke:
Did you hear about the new pirate movie that came out last week? It was rated ARRRRR!!!
Click to expand...

I usta say that joke all the time haha people always laughed not sure if they thought I was an idiot or was actually funny ha. Well I think they are atleast. heeh
 
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