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InlineFour

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what would happen if you told your wife, "why can't you look more like jessica alba (or other hot celebrity)? :D

i'm guessing you'll probably get a good back hand, or she would probably respond with, "i'm not complaining that you look nothing like brad pitt".
 
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My wife does look just like Jessica Alba..............everytime I close my eyes.

 
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Originally posted by: InlineFour
what would happen if you told your wife, "why can't you look more like jessica alba (or other hot celebrity)? :D

i'm guessing you'll probably get a good back hand, or she would probably respond with, "i'm not complaining that you look nothing like brad pitt".
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I'm guessing you've never been married young grasshopper ?
 
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InlineFour

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: InlineFour
what would happen if you told your wife, "why can't you look more like jessica alba (or other hot celebrity)? :D

i'm guessing you'll probably get a good back hand, or she would probably respond with, "i'm not complaining that you look nothing like brad pitt".
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I'm guessing you've never been married young grasshopper ?
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no i haven't. how would you feel if your husband said that to you?
 
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blackdogdeek

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why would i ever say that?

i might say something like "holy crap that jessica alba is hot" but not what you said.
 
Geekbabe

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: InlineFour
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: InlineFour
what would happen if you told your wife, "why can't you look more like jessica alba (or other hot celebrity)? :D

i'm guessing you'll probably get a good back hand, or she would probably respond with, "i'm not complaining that you look nothing like brad pitt".
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I'm guessing you've never been married young grasshopper ?
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no i haven't. how would you feel if your husband said that to you?
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Comments like those are barbs thinly veiled as humor, the real intent of such remarks is to wound, not the sort of thing people who want to remain married indulge themselves in saying very often.
 
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ohh hell no. if i said that i would live long enough to wish i did'nt.

 
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Biggerhammer

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Originally posted by: InlineFour
Originally posted by: SearchMaster
My wife is smoking hot. I'm not. Me complain? Yeah, right.
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pics? whenever someone says their wife is hot, they have to post pics.
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;)

To answer the question, though, if you want Jessica Alba in your bed, go marry Jessica Alba. My wife looks nothing like JA- no complaints here!
 
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Night Blade

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My wife's hot enough that I don't need to compare, anyways if I ever did say anything along those lines you bet a swift back hand would connect :D.
 
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