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A psychotic, knife wielding female woman lady attacks you

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I'd pull my walther PPS and ask her to put the knife down while moving backward. If she continued and was moving aggressively after me, I would fire.
 
Originally posted by: lyssword
Originally posted by: TallBill
Defend myself. Either control the knife hand or a punch to the face.
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I dunno, trying to grab knife or punch might not be smartest idea. If someone is trying to stab you best thing to do is create distance (possibly with sparta-kick 😛 ) and run. If you are cornered, then you try to punch or take away the knife, but be prepared to get cut .
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I know... I've done work with disarming before, one cut or slash wouldn't be too bad. I could outrun the attacker, but I'd prefer to see them punished. Now if we're talking about a trained knife fighter, that's a whole different story.

I'd consider a kick to create some space, but my kicking experience is far less then my punching/grappling experience. You can push the arm out and elbow someone in the side of the face pretty quickly if they are not expecting it.
 
Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
Originally posted by: rivan
Is this ban bait?
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Yeah, he is trying to make a thread where violence against women would be considered OK. Then he'll play the "what? it is a hypothetical scenario that could happen. I'm just asking what members would do." card. Mod baiting IMO.
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Just thought it would be fun to see if ATOT can come up with creative non violent solutions 🙂
 
I'd start undressing. It's obvious what this woman needs to restore her faith in the male gender.
 
This happened to me recently but luckily I have been watching a lot of MMA. I figured I'd use what I learned there and went for a "rear naked choke".
But I have to tell you. It's hard taking off your clothes for the choke while struggling with a knife wielding psycho.
I finally got naked and took her back then the cops showed up.
My attempted rape trial starts next month. WTF? I was only defending myself!
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
This happened to me recently but luckily I have been watching a lot of MMA. I figured I'd use what I learned there and went for a "rear naked choke".
But I have to tell you. It's hard taking off your clothes for the choke while struggling with a knife wielding psycho.
I finally got naked and took her back then the cops showed up.
My attempted rape trial starts next month. WTF? I was only defending myself!
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Did you forget to 'splain that according to the Playboy Unabashed Dictionary,
"Rape" is best described as an "Unnegotiated Piece?"

For a man of your...stature...this should get all charges dropped.



I'm amazed daily by the kinds of moronic threads people here start. This one is a prime example.




Originally posted by: Barfo
Consider the following hypothetical situation:

You're walking down an unknown neighborhood, looking for something. You realize the street you were walking on is a cul-de-sac, so you turn around to get out and there's this middle aged woman 4 feet away from you. She has a kitchen knife, is breathing heavily, her eyes are reddened and she's mumbling something about how men are pigs so you figure out she's had a mental breakdown. She looks quite physically fit and the street is very narrow, and you know it's a matter of seconds before she lunges toward you.

What would be the best course of action in this situation?
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It sounds like the OP's recent...vacation wasn't the learning experience the mods had hoped it would be, and he's fishing for alternative means of expressing his frustration with the opposite sex. Is this a cry for help with his inability to meet females in a social arena? Has his porn channel recently shut down, leaving him with no source of fappage material?? (If that's the case, I'm sure many of youse out there can provide him with the necessary...tools.)

I get great amusement out of the large e-peenors here who take pleasure in:

Shoot the bitch
I'd put 17 rounds into her

and many more "I'm tough...I haz a gun," types of replies...😀

Spot on. -Anandtech Moderator DrPizza
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
whip out my PDA and ask on ATOT of course.
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Quickly followed by:

Update 1: She's stabbing me. I think that means I've made it to second base. What should I do now? What happens at third base?
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Squeeze her boob.

Also, I'd probably go "honk honk" while doing it.
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this

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
If she's lunging towards me, and I've got nothing probably side step and hit her in the head (I'm skilled enough to stop someone recklessly charging me).
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or this.
 
Originally posted by: BoomerD
It sounds like the OP's recent...vacation wasn't the learning experience the mods had hoped it would be, and he's fishing for alternative means of expressing his frustration with the opposite sex. Is this a cry for help with his inability to meet females in a social arena? Has his porn channel recently shut down, leaving him with no source of fappage material?? (If that's the case, I'm sure many of youse out there can provide him with the necessary...tools.)
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Whoa, nice assumptions there, you forgot about the living in your parents basement routine :roll:



Originally posted by: BoomerD
I get great amusement out of the large e-peenors here who take pleasure in:

Shoot the bitch
I'd put 17 rounds into her

and many more "I'm tough...I haz a gun," types of replies...😀
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Too bad I didn't get any amusement out of your lame, unfounded accusations, try again and post something worth reading :lips:
 
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