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A potentially life threatening situation posted at another forum.

Hayabusa Rider

Hayabusa Rider

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What if a guy comes into your house with a weasel under one arm, and a badger under the other, and threatens to let the animals loose in your house? He gives you a bag of shrimp, a box of tinker toys, and a HF 20% off any single item coupon. What do you do?
 
How big is the box of Tinker toys? Is it just enough to build a small car, or are we talking enough for an 18 foot scale model fully functional hadron collider?
 
Originally posted by: iFX
Shoot him. Duh.
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Well that's a fine way to repay a nice stranger who just gave you free food, entertainment for your kids, and saved you 20% at whatever HF?? is. . .
 
I hate being badgered by weasels, but tinker toys and cocktail shrimp make everything ok, so I'd shave my legs and submit to his carnal wishes.
 
Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
What if a guy comes into your house with a weasel under one arm, and a badger under the other, and threatens to let the animals loose in your house? He gives you a bag of shrimp, a box of tinker toys, and a HF 20% off any single item coupon. What do you do?
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smack him and scream... I ordered legos not tinker toys... BICH!
 
Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
What if a guy comes into your house with a weasel under one arm, and a badger under the other, and threatens to let the animals loose in your house? He gives you a bag of shrimp, a box of tinker toys, and aHF 20% off any single item coupon. What do you do?
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I'd offer Ross a cup of tea.

 
Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
What if a guy comes into your house with a weasel under one arm, and a badger under the other, and threatens to let the animals loose in your house? He gives you a bag of shrimp, a box of tinker toys, and a HF 20% off any single item coupon. What do you do?
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I assume the badger is the wife and the weasel is the divorce lawyer she's sleeping with. I'd shoot em both, use the 20% off on a hooker with blow, have her pleasure herself with the toys while I enjoy the view eating my bag of shrimp.
 
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