A pissed off deer

[Anonemous]

The dog ended up being fine, the cat was ok as well. The deer was just protecting its baby.

Where does it say the dog was fine?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Damn that was vicious. They have to be like that though. In the wild just about anything could catch and kill a baby deer. The mother could get away with speed alone, but leaving the baby behind to be lunch does nothing for the deer species, so she's got to act in a way that is rather un-deerlike.

 

[highland145]

So where the hell is the deer roping cowboy?

Got this in an email a while back. Laughed my ass off. Long but worth it.
http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends2007-02.html

 

[TehMac]

So where the hell is the deer roping cowboy?

Got this in an email a while back. Laughed my ass off. Long but worth it.
http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends2007-02.html

Despite the gash in my head, and several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer's pell-mell flight by bracing my head against large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in. I didn't want the deer to suffer a slow death.

I was crying for a bit...

 

[Tweak155]

So where the hell is the deer roping cowboy?

Got this in an email a while back. Laughed my ass off. Long but worth it.
http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends2007-02.html

LOL Hilarious.

 

[highland145]

I was crying for a bit...

Better than pants wetting.

 

[PingSpike]

deer are like large rats. they are full of disease. run the other way if you see one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8s

 

[chusteczka]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8s

That "comedian" is unpleasant.

 

[MotF Bane]

Wild animal - 2
Domestic animals - 0

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Had that been a pitbull....

 

[olds]

Why is that dumb bitch yelling "stop it"? Does she think deer speak English?

 

[lupi]

that was pretty impressive.

 

[moshquerade]

I wonder what happened to the dog, if it's alive, even.

dog must've been geriatric as it didn't even seem to fight. i realize it was getting hit with four long billy clubs, but it seems like it could've at least tried to get away.

 

[theflyingpig]

Why is that dumb bitch yelling "stop it"? Does she think deer speak English?

Only a woman would yell at a wild animal and expect it to understand. Only a woman. Everyone knows this.

 

[moshquerade]

Only a woman would yell at a wild animal and expect it to understand. Only a woman. Everyone knows this.

What would you have done? Stood there watching quietly?

 

[chusteczka]

What would you have done? Stood there watching quietly?

He would have roped it.

 

[moshquerade]

He would have roped it.

and then rode it off into the sunset.

 

[theflyingpig]

What would you have done? Stood there watching quietly?

lol. Are you actually trying to justify this woman's foolishness? lol. I would have spoke to the deer with my gun. Every creature on Earth understands that. Everyone knows this.

 

[Ronstang]

What would you have done? Stood there watching quietly?

I'd be eating venison for dinner, like I did tonight, and I would have a little pet deer.

 

[moshquerade]

lol. Are you actually trying to justify this woman's foolishness? lol. I would have spoke to the deer with my gun. Every creature on Earth understands that. Everyone knows this.

You cannot fire a firearm within 500 yards of a residential area or inside the city limits.

I thought you would know this.

 

[moshquerade]

I'd be eating venison for dinner, like I did tonight, and I would have a little pet deer.

I love venison. Wouldn't want to raise the fawn. You have at it.

 

[Ronstang]

You cannot fire a firearm within 500 yards of a residential area or inside the city limits.

I thought you would know this.

That depends on two criteria, what state you live in, and the circumstances.

 

[moshquerade]

That depends on two criteria, what state you live in, and the circumstances.

I would use that as a general rule unless you know for certain otherwise.

 

[theflyingpig]

You cannot fire a firearm within 500 yards of a residential area or inside the city limits.

I thought you would know this.

Oh. Well then I would have simply walked up and cut the deers head off with my Sadatoshi katana. When you've trained in the Art of the Sword for as long as I have, such things are trivial. Everyone knows this.

 

[amdhunter]

lol, if it were my dog, it would have been time to go man on man with a deer. lol