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A PG13 Question

McGyver

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i am always on the run. partly because of my job, and partly because of my lifestyle. here's the thing, my gf thinks i'm weird for being able to eat while i poop. am i?
 
Originally posted by: McGyver
i am always on the run. partly because of my job, and partly because of my lifestyle. here's the thing, my gf thinks i'm weird for being able to eat while i poop. am i?


Disgusting. I'd dump you in a second.
 
You're not weird for being able to do it; strictly speaking, anyone can.

What makes you weird is that you actually do it. That's just ****** bizarre, no two ways about it.
 
Dude...you can actually chew your food while you're smelling your own sh!t? Don't you know that sh!t particles are floating in the air with each log you squeeze out? Don't you realize....YOU ARE EATING YOUR OWN SH!T?!?!?!?!?
 
I guess if it was something like peanuts or whatever, I could do it. But if it was like a huge turkey dinner, I dunno... 😕
 
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Dude...you can actually chew your food while you're smelling your own sh!t? Don't you know that sh!t particles are floating in the air with each log you squeeze out? Don't you realize....YOU ARE EATING YOUR OWN SH!T?!?!?!?!?

As opposed to inhaling and swallowing your own sh!t?
 
Originally posted by: McGyver
i am always on the run. partly because of my job, and partly because of my lifestyle. here's the thing, my gf thinks i'm weird for being able to eat while i poop. am i?

http://science.howstuffworks.com/question139.htm

Smell is a very direct sense. In order for you to smell something, molecules from that thing have to make it to your nose. Everything you smell, therefore, is giving off molecules -- whether it is bread in the bakery, onions, perfume, a piece of fruit or whatever. Those molecules are generally light, volatile (easy to evaporate) chemicals that float through the air into your nose. A piece of steel has no smell because nothing evaporates from it -- steel is a non-volatile solid.
 
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