A one-act play: Donald Trump's relationship with responsibility

[yllus]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present without further comment:

https://twitter.com/jonwurster/status/1056226917928591361

 

[Ottonomous]

Look at that, just exudes rightful dominance, he showed that umbrella good, another alpha moment from dear leader, decorum be damned /s

 

[Commodus]

It's a pretty good summary. It also reinforces the mounting beliefs that Trump is becoming senile (if he wasn't already there) and that both the administration and the Republicans are just propping him up to hold on to their cushy jobs for a while longer.

 

[soundforbjt]

Who knew umbrellas could be so hard?

 

[Engineer]

Who knew umbrellas could be so hard?

Damnit, I was going to past that very same thing. LOL.

 

[purbeast0]

That video definitely made me chuckle as the umbrella just sits there flailing, and then the dude comes in later and walks around it.

 

[Greenman]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present without further comment:

https://twitter.com/jonwurster/status/1056226917928591361

My first thought was that he needed to get to the bathroom. Occam's razor and all of that.

 

[shortylickens]

It's a pretty good summary. It also reinforces the mounting beliefs that Trump is becoming senile (if he wasn't already there) and that both the administration and the Republicans are just propping him up to hold on to their cushy jobs for a while longer.

It reinforces MY belief that Donald is just a spoiled, self-centered child, which he has been all his life.

 

[WelshBloke]

My first thought was that he needed to get to the bathroom.

And that he doesn't know how to fold an umbrella?

 

[Greenman]

And that he doesn't know how to fold an umbrella?

Nope. Just that he was in a hurry. I would have thought that everyone had experienced the Tennessee quick step at one point or another.

 

[compcons]

I like that someone created a Twitter account for the umbrella. I hope it starts commenting on Trump's tweets. It could be good.
That said, I expect the trump supporters to come complain about how the media is so unfair and always attacking him...

 

[WelshBloke]

Nope. Just that he was in a hurry. I would have thought that everyone had experienced the Tennessee quick step at one point or another.

How long does it take you to fold an umbrella?

 

[trenchfoot]

It looks like his exotically yet hilariously arranged "hairy-do" was about to be gone with the wind and seeing as if appearances is everything and the only thing Trump cares about, well, he just couldn't be seen having that "undressed" divot on his head broadcast world-wide by the hated and despised fake media.

 

[sandorski]

How long does it take you to fold an umbrella?

First you need to find the Manufacturers website. Then locate the proper Product. Followed by downloading the pdf. At this point your Browser indicates that it needs a pdf reader. After clicking OK it downloads and Installs. A prompt appears stating that the Device needs to be restarted. Following the restart, you then locate the pdf file and open it. This brings up a 30 page document wherein the first 10 pages is just a bunch of crap no one is interested in. Finally on page 28 you find diagrams and a written explanation on how to Open/Close the umbrella. To your chagrin, this is where you find out that your umbrella was the B variant of the particular Model number which has a different Open/Close mechanism, but no pdf was created to discuss it.

 

[WelshBloke]

First you need to find the Manufacturers website. Then locate the proper Product. Followed by downloading the pdf. At this point your Browser indicates that it needs a pdf reader. After clicking OK it downloads and Installs. A prompt appears stating that the Device needs to be restarted. Following the restart, you then locate the pdf file and open it. This brings up a 30 page document wherein the first 10 pages is just a bunch of crap no one is interested in. Finally on page 28 you find diagrams and a written explanation on how to Open/Close the umbrella. To your chagrin, this is where you find out that your umbrella was the B variant of the particular Model number which has a different Open/Close mechanism, but no pdf was created to discuss it.

Maybe umbrella skills are an instinct for the British!

 

[balloonshark]

First you need to find the Manufacturers website. Then locate the proper Product. Followed by downloading the pdf. At this point your Browser indicates that it needs a pdf reader. After clicking OK it downloads and Installs. A prompt appears stating that the Device needs to be restarted. Following the restart, you then locate the pdf file and open it. This brings up a 30 page document wherein the first 10 pages is just a bunch of crap no one is interested in. Finally on page 28 you find diagrams and a written explanation on how to Open/Close the umbrella. To your chagrin, this is where you find out that your umbrella was the B variant of the particular Model number which has a different Open/Close mechanism, but no pdf was created to discuss it.

Or just ask any 7 year old for help closing your umbrella. If you can't figure out how to close a damn umbrella you shouldn't be running a country. 'Murica.

 

[dawp]

I don't think it so much he can't close it, it's that it's beneath him, he has little people to do that for him.

 

[JSt0rm]

"As the last of the nuclear arsenals detonated, and the final sound waves of the explosions reverberated off of the remnants of the structures of humanity, a single dying voice could be heard amidst the silence: but her emaaiiillssss"

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

It reinforces MY belief that Donald is just a spoiled, self-centered child, which he has been all his life.

that was my take on it, he's lazy, other people have been cleaning up his messes his entire life and this was just another mess for someone else to clean up, albeit a really tiny mess, and there are much bigger issues to worry about

 

[fleshconsumed]

I'm having difficult time deciding whether this is dementia or if this is just him being the usual spoiled self centered irresponsible brat he's always been. Perhaps both, with dementia amplifying his worst traits?

 

[Perknose]

The caring father:

 

[UberNeuman]

He reailzed it was black and had to get rid of it.

 

[HomerJS]

He reailzed it was black and had to get rid of it.

Well the umbrella being black means it won't get due process.

 

[Lanyap]

I don't think it so much he can't close it, it's that it's beneath him, he has little people to do that for him.

That’s what I was thinking. He’s at the top of the steps and he doesn’t have a gofor nearby to take the umbrella and he’s thinking “I’m the president of the United States and I’m not going to close my own umbrella and bring it on the plane myself like a regular person.” Or maybe he didn’t know how to close it since someone else has always done it for him.

Not only did Obama know how to open and close an umbrellla by himself, he was a gentleman and kept the ladies dry.

 

[zerocool84]

It reinforces MY belief that Donald is just a spoiled, self-centered child, which he has been all his life.

These idiot Republicans that say he fights for the regular person, he isn't a corrupt politician. He's never been a regular person, he was born into immense wealth. He has no idea what a non rich person does. He is part of the swamp sesspool and has always been. He has always been a corrupt politician because of how he's lived his life.