A modest proposal.

[geekender]

We have a monitor that pleases our eyes, whether it be projection, CRT or LCD (i suppose widescreen monitors also), and VR headsets. We have speakers for sound ( I personally would like to see the bose wave computer speakers). We even have force feedback mice and controllers for feel. I want to smell or taste my computer. Now, I am not talking about the smell when your braided cable comes in contact with the wrong capacitor and black smoke pours out. And the taste I dont want to be cold metal or molded plastic. All smells and tastes are composed of really is what electrical impulses get sent to our brain, right? So we need an interface on the back of our heads to plug into and send these impulses directly to the brain. I know, it sounds off....but think about it. You would only need to buy the computer and the interface! No more mouse, keyboard, monitor, speakers, video card, sound card......It would significantly drive the cost down and be much more secure. Heck, there's no better security than biometrics. We could even implement tracking of criminals and online predators. That's right, the Slot for Human Interface and Tracking. I am going to work on this SH!T now.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: geekender
We have a monitor that pleases our eyes, whether it be projection, CRT or LCD (i suppose widescreen monitors also), and VR headsets. We have speakers for sound ( I personally would like to see the bose wave computer speakers). We even have force feedback mice and controllers for feel. I want to smell or taste my computer. Now, I am not talking about the smell when your braided cable comes in contact with the wrong capacitor and black smoke pours out. And the taste I dont want to be cold metal or molded plastic. All smells and tastes are composed of really is what electrical impulses get sent to our brain, right? So we need an interface on the back of our heads to plug into and send these impulses directly to the brain. I know, it sounds off....but think about it. You would only need to buy the computer and the interface! No more mouse, keyboard, monitor, speakers, video card, sound card......It would significantly drive the cost down and be much more secure. Heck, there's no better security than biometrics. We could even implement tracking of criminals and online predators. That's right, the Slot for Human Interface and Tracking. I am going to work on this SH!T now.

Damn....drunk at 11:24 am on a Friday. You should be ashamed of yourself, Walt.

 

[geekender]

It's GW withdrawal..

 

[Que-TiP]

i wouldnt mind a gigabit rj-45 port in the back of my head. Just think of the pr0n!

 

[Kinger]

Originally posted by: Que-TiP
i wouldnt mind a gigabit rj-45 port in the back of my head. Just think of the pr0n!

What did those poor little kittens ever do to you!

 

[Michael1897]

i see dark things in your future. dark things

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Kinger

Originally posted by: Que-TiP
i wouldnt mind a gigabit rj-45 port in the back of my head. Just think of the pr0n!

What did those poor little kittens ever do to you!

Forget 1000BASE-T, give me 10-gig over fiber...

 

[LordJezo]

Dangit.

I thought this thread was going to be about eating babies.

This is definatly not as fun.

 

[BatmanNate]

I see a hand in your future. YOUR hand.

 

[KEV1N]

In the year 1998, Skynet will take over the world. So begins the human-robot war.

 

[Michael1897]

Originally posted by: KEV1N
In the year 1998, Skynet will take over the world. So begins the human-robot war.

hummm, so where do we stand in this battle?

damn Terminator was a good movie

 

[no0b]

Originally posted by: Michael1897

Originally posted by: KEV1N
In the year 1998, Skynet will take over the world. So begins the human-robot war.

hummm, so where do we stand in this battle?

damn Terminator was a good movie

we made the robots so we must be on their side.