Pepsei
Lifer
got this in email in chinese....
translation:
A man went on a vacation with his nagging wife in Jerusalem.
During the middle of the vacation, his wife passed away.
The local funeral home gave him a choice,
pay $7000 to ship the body back to the country
or spent $50 and bury her in the holy land of Jerusalem.
He thought about it and told the funeral home to ship the body back.
The funeral director didn't understand
"why would you spend that much money to ship her back and not
bury her in this beautiful holy land for less money?"
"you must've loved her so much"
The man said "a long long time ago, a person died here, and was buried here,
three days later, he came back to life"
"I don't want to take that chance"
translation:
A man went on a vacation with his nagging wife in Jerusalem.
During the middle of the vacation, his wife passed away.
The local funeral home gave him a choice,
pay $7000 to ship the body back to the country
or spent $50 and bury her in the holy land of Jerusalem.
He thought about it and told the funeral home to ship the body back.
The funeral director didn't understand
"why would you spend that much money to ship her back and not
bury her in this beautiful holy land for less money?"
"you must've loved her so much"
The man said "a long long time ago, a person died here, and was buried here,
three days later, he came back to life"
"I don't want to take that chance"
