A man walks into a bar...

[StageLeft]

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar andasks for a beer."Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent.""ONE PENNY?!" exclaimed the guy.The barman replied, "Yes."So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I havea nice juicy T-Bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?" "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money.""How much money?" inquires the guy."4 cents", the bartender replies."FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the man who owns this place?"The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing down here to his business!"

 

[Infos]

Bring the Jack over


and leave the bottle

 

[uncouth]

That's rich, I needed that

 

[BigFatCow]

i thought it was gonna be theres 3 guys the first guy walks into a bar the second guy walks into a bar, the third guy ducks

 

[Rifter]

thats nice

 

[Danman]

lol!

 

[yakko]