A man touched my balls today

[Zargon]

Swords mean nothing but when the balls touch it's always a bad time.

is that your way of saying you like to swordfight dudes?

that balls touching thing is about when you double team a chick...

 

[DesiPower]

You know, my doc always stands in front of me waiting for me to undress while putting his gloves on... its so freaking embarrassing... I would prefer him few feet away on my side, looking away from me and then approaching me doing his thing and going back to his place...

 

[Newbian]

is that your way of saying you like to swordfight dudes?

that balls touching thing is about when you double team a chick...

If you really want to have fun become the 3 musketeers.

 

[nageov3t]

this happens to me every day

:thumbsup:

I think I was like 12 or 13 when I had my first "turn your head and cough" exam by my family doctor.

got my first prostate exam back in June. it was kind of surpising.

doctor: ok, lay down sideways on the table.
me: ok. (not thinking, just going with it)
*15 seconds later*
oh, your finger is up my ass. thanks for the warning.

/facepalm

 

[RearAdmiral]

I had to get my junk grabbed so many times for my hernia it doesn't really bother me anymore.

I'll be there all balls out, "How's the wife and kids?" "How about dem yankees?"

It was even better with the two female doctors. Once again I was balls out having small talk with them. How is it that I can small talk with women with my balls out but not any other time?

 

[Exterous]

And here I thought the thread title was ment to refer to testicles but actually have nothing to do with them. Touche!

It was even better with the two female doctors. Once again I was balls out having small talk with them. How is it that I can small talk with women with my balls out but not any other time?

Next time just go up to their table, plop your balls on the tabletop and ask them how their day is going.

 

[Zargon]

If you really want to have fun become the 3 musketeers.

*snort*

 

[OrByte]

A man touched my balls once....saved my life.

<< testicular cancer survivor

 

[Bucks]

Nothing like having a hot chick my own age (22) remove the catherter....

I woke up in a hospital to unexpectedly find myself with a catheter once.

it was one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life.

I'll never understand sounding... grosses me the fuck out.

 

[nageov3t]

Nothing like having a hot chick my own age (22) remove the catherter....

you enjoy the sensation of pissing into a girl's hand? :hmm:

 

[mizzou]

I get anxious when I "HAVE" to show my penis to someone, it makes me turtle up and it gets really small.

Then I can't help but laugh, because it get so ridiculously tiny compared to it's normal size, and then the whole situation just gets real awkward.

 

[Heller]

I get anxious when I "HAVE" to show my penis to someone, it makes me turtle up and it gets really small.

Then I can't help but laugh, because it get so ridiculously tiny compared to it's normal size, and then the whole situation just gets real awkward.

you have shydickacidis.

 

[Zargon]

Nothing like having a hot chick my own age (22) remove the catherter....

yeah I had my lower colon scoped and the lab tech chick was hot and probably 25 tops(Im 28)

I could barely look at her after she gave me 2 enema's

so sad

 

[IronWing]

Ever been to a teaching hospital?

 

[nageov3t]

I get anxious when I "HAVE" to show my penis to someone, it makes me turtle up and it gets really small.

Then I can't help but laugh, because it get so ridiculously tiny compared to it's normal size, and then the whole situation just gets real awkward.

it's ok. I knew a guy who was an invert too once... but he was really smart

 

[Iron Woode]

:thumbsup:

I think I was like 12 or 13 when I had my first "turn your head and cough" exam by my family doctor.

got my first prostate exam back in June. it was kind of surpising.

doctor: ok, lay down sideways on the table.
me: ok. (not thinking, just going with it)
*15 seconds later*
oh, your finger is up my ass. thanks for the warning.

/facepalm

This is how it should be:

Doctor: Alright, Mr. Griffin, I’m just gonna need you to drop your pants and we’ll check your prostate.
Peter: Uh…what?
Doctor: Drop your pants, turn around and lean forward.
Peter: Umm…okay.
Peter: So, how’s this work, you just feel my pulse or… (screams) What the hell was that?!
Doctor: Mr. Griffin, that’s a prostate exam.
Peter: Shut up! You had your finger in my ass.
Doctor: That’s how a prostate exam is performed. Now, if you’ll just let me…
Peter: Get away from me!

everyone knows this.

 

[moshquerade]

shrinkage?

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I went to a urologist and they stuck a camera in my dick without anesthesia or pain killers. Fuck them.

 

[MJinZ]

D: me neither.

I woke up in a hospital to unexpectedly find myself with a catheter once.

it was one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life.

I'll never understand sounding... grosses me the fuck out.

:megafap:

fapfapfap

 

[MJinZ]

I get anxious when I "HAVE" to show my penis to someone, it makes me turtle up and it gets really small.

Then I can't help but laugh, because it get so ridiculously tiny compared to it's normal size, and then the whole situation just gets real awkward.

Start rubbing one out first easy

 

[mizzou]

Start rubbing one out first easy

'scuse me while I itch this!

 

[MJinZ]

I had to get my junk grabbed so many times for my hernia it doesn't really bother me anymore.

I'll be there all balls out, "How's the wife and kids?" "How about dem yankees?"

It was even better with the two female doctors. Once again I was balls out having small talk with them. How is it that I can small talk with women with my balls out but not any other time?

Yankees suck. Rhetorical questions.

 

[bignateyk]

Where did the bad man touch you?

 

[Raghu]

Good touch or bad touch?

 

[NFS4]

Le Chiffre: What's so funny?
James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!