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A lonely guy and his most unusual pet *Today's Groaner* :)

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Lifer
OK, so this guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he goes to the petshop and asks for an unusual pet. He comes home
with a centipede in a little white box.

Wanting to cement the relationship, he asks the centipede in the box, "Would
you like to go to my friend Frank's with me and have a beer?"

There's no answer from his new pet. This bothers him, but he waits a few
minutes and then asks again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink
with me?"

Again, there's no answer from his new friend/pet.

He waits a few moments more, thinking about the situation. He decides to
ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's
house and shouting, "Hey, in there! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE
AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME??"

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm just
putting my shoes on..."


 
Was a 4/10 till I got it, when it became a 6/10.. so :thumbsup: I guess... not that BK has to worry 😛
 
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