Grant me the serenity To accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change things I cannot accept, And the wisdom To hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they
Ticked me off.
And also, Help me to be careful Of the toes I step on today as they May be connected to the butt That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And remember .......
When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to tick you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your middle finger.
Now get back to work....
Ticked me off.
And also, Help me to be careful Of the toes I step on today as they May be connected to the butt That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And remember .......
When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to tick you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your middle finger.
Now get back to work....
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