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A Little Medical Humour

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WombatWoman

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How to Tell That You Have Joined a Cheap HMO

  1. Drive-thru maternity ward.
  2. CAT scan uses an actual cat.
  3. Clap-on, clap-off proctoscopes.
  4. Pedal-powered dialysis machines.
  5. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
  6. Tubes of surgical jelly come from Welch's.
  7. All letters on the discount eye chart are E's.
  8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicle.
  9. You ask for Viagra; you get a 12-inch ruler and some duct tape.
  10. Chalkboard on the wall lists several surgical procedures under the heading "Today's Specials."
  11. You see salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicks in.
  12. Mammogram device looks suspiciously like an old wringer washer with a light bulb on one side.
 
Showing off that genius wit, eh? 🙂

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline. Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime.
 
Without a doubt... similar to having 2 children while on Medicaid....

They gave me a spoon to bite down on for pain management. 😀 🙁
 


<< You ask for Viagra; you get a 12-inch ruler and some duct tape. >>


hahahahahaha ROTFLMAOPIPM!!!! I had the feeling that I would be laughing when I saw that you posted this WombatWoman. Keep up the good work.
 
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