A lifer walks into a bar

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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Jokes are funny when they reflect real life, but not when they reflect real life perfectly.

You need some sort of unusual occurance in an everyday scene, a non sequitur, or a massive hyperbole.
 

iwearnosox

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Oct 26, 2000
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Originally posted by: jagec
Jokes are funny when they reflect real life, but not when they reflect real life perfectly.

You need some sort of unusual occurance in an everyday scene, a non sequiter, or a massive hyperbole.

Is that an non sequitur in your pocket or are you just gleeful to perceive me?
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: isasir
then opens up his laptop, finds a wifi connection and posts about it.

pfft please this can't be real. A lifer don't leave th house they are to busy neffing.
 

vshah

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Sep 20, 2003
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Originally posted by: isasir
Originally posted by: virtuamike
Originally posted by: isasir
I was always bad at telling jokes. :(

That's such a William Hung thing to say

Ooh ooh, how about this joke...


William Hung walks into a bar....

















































HE BANGS!


omg please put that in its own thread...its hilarious...

-Vivan