Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the Flowers and
Jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition,Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but self-installed undesirable programs such
as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an beta version operating system. Try entering the command
C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0 even with Lawyer 2.2.0 running in the background.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9. Good Luck!!
Sincerely,
Tech Support 10.1
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the Flowers and
Jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition,Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but self-installed undesirable programs such
as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an beta version operating system. Try entering the command
C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0 even with Lawyer 2.2.0 running in the background.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9. Good Luck!!
Sincerely,
Tech Support 10.1
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