A letter to tech support regards Boyfriend 5.0 and Husband 1.0..<FUNNY!!>

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  1. TurtleMan

    TurtleMan Golden Member

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    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the Flowers and
    Jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
    addition,Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
    and Personal Attention 6.5, but self-installed undesirable programs such
    as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
    Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?

    Signed,
    Desperate


    Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an beta version operating system. Try entering the command
    C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all
    works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
    applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause
    Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
    Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
    Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
    Husband 1.0 even with Lawyer 2.2.0 running in the background.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
    additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
    recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9. Good Luck!!

    Sincerely,
    Tech Support 10.1



    :D
     
  2. ROTC1983

    ROTC1983 Diamond Member

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    That is pretty cool :)
     
  3. Anubis

    Anubis No Lifer

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    hehehehe
     
  4. Orsorum

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    lol Funnay.
     
  5. DanTMWTMP

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    ahhhaahha i saw this b4..worth a 2nd read...hehehe funny...creative
     
  6. iwearnosox

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    That was funny the first time I read it, like 4 years ago.
     
  7. Egrimm

    Egrimm Golden Member

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    First time I saw this version, many years since I saw the one with gf and wife though. Funny though.
     
  8. Matt

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    I really prefer this version to the other one.



    /Matt

    :D
     
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  10. Mday

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    I am sorry, but Husband 1.0 is incompatible with Baby RC2 build 3. Please patch Husband 1.0 to 1.12 with Father patch 0.93. Once Baby 1.0 is gold, Husband 1.0 will no longer be supported. Please upgrade to Husband XP, with the free Father 1.0 upgrade.
     
  11. TurtleMan

    TurtleMan Golden Member

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    hahah father 1.0 going GOLD
     
  12. TurtleMan

    TurtleMan Golden Member

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    need to bump it to make ppl laugh..
     
  13. ROTC1983

    ROTC1983 Diamond Member

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    Thanks for bumping it :D
     
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