A letter to my penis

[XMan]

Dear penis,

I dont think I like you anymore.

You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh, Dear penis, I dont like you anymore

It used to be you and me, a paper towel, and a dirty magazine; that's all we needed to get by.

Now it seems things have changed, and i think that youre the one to blame.

Dear penis - I dont like you anymore.

He replies!

Dear Rodney,

I don't think I like you anymore.

Cause when you get to dirnking; you put me places that I've never been before, oh Rodney, I don't like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship; come to terms with truly how we feel. if we put our heads together, why we'd just stay home forever.

Dear penis - I think I like you after all!

- Rodney Carrington

 

[ThePresence]

LOL! (It's fun when the Mods arent lookin'.)

 

[poopaskoopa]

Sounds better in a song!

From an earlier thread about the funniest links I'll have to watch that again.

 

[PsychoAndy]

LOL nice. Dan, you have way too much time on your hands. Maybe you should go get in touch with your penis.

 

[SHoddyCOmp]

ROTFLMAO... I tyhink ive seen something like that before but either way.... hahaha. great.

 

[MacBaine]

5......4.......3.......2.........

 

[Zim Hosein]

 

[Ramsnake]

ROFL.

 

[Kopit1am]

ROFL

 

[Evadman]

LMAO!!! That's great!

 

[SSP]

AHAHA! I remember that flash from the same thread. The last line is the best!

 

[RU482]

hehe, I hear this one on Bob and Tom all the Time. I love it when Rodney comes to town

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: redly1
hehe, I hear this one on Bob and Tom all the Time. I love it when Rodney comes to town

I live in Indy, home of B and T
I like it more when Heywood Banks is in town. That man is hilarious.

 

[mk]

ROFL

 

[KennyTheGreat]

lol

 

[bandXtrb]

The song is kind of immature and dumb if you ask me.

 

[MrCodeDude]

Originally posted by: bandXtrb
The song is kind of immature and dumb if you ask me.

/me thinks someone's small penis hates him
And no one asked you, so don't rain on our parade
-- mrcodedude

 

[bandXtrb]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude

Originally posted by: bandXtrb
The song is kind of immature and dumb if you ask me.

/me thinks someone's small penis hates him
And no one asked you, so don't rain on our parade
-- mrcodedude

Of course, you are right. Enjoy your penises.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

wtf...I posted this song a long time ago and got locked :|:Q

 

[Frosty3799]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
wtf...I posted this song a long time ago and got locked :|:Q

mods were online

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: redly1
hehe, I hear this one on Bob and Tom all the Time. I love it when Rodney comes to town

I live in Indy, home of B and T
I like it more when Heywood Banks is in town. That man is hilarious.

Hey, I live in Indy too Yeah, Heywood is a kill also

 

[Jerboy]

Your point is?

Elite members neff too

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Originally posted by: Frosty3799

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
wtf...I posted this song a long time ago and got locked :|:Q

mods were online

But by their own admission, they have no lives. So where are they now? Group bath?

 

[spanky]

har har

 

[Frosty3799]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Frosty3799

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
wtf...I posted this song a long time ago and got locked :|:Q

mods were online

But by their own admission, they have no lives. So where are they now? Group bath?

i think they sleep more than the rest of us... (theyre crazyyyyyy)