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Lifer
Do you enjoy groping small children but don't want to go to jail? Then the TSA has a job for you. You'll enjoy great benefits like an endless supply of child porn, immunity from prosecution, and access to hundreds of kids every day! It's a pedophile's paradise. The TSA, Touching Small Asses since 2001.
https://tsajobs.tsa.dhs.gov/TSAJobs/Apply.aspx -- how to apply
http://jobsearch.usajobs.opm.gov/a9tsa.aspx
https://tsajobs.tsa.dhs.gov/TSAJobs/Apply.aspx -- how to apply
http://jobsearch.usajobs.opm.gov/a9tsa.aspx