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A joke

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WARNING: This is so dumb, but I can has lulz from it.


A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants.
The bartender quips, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper there?"

The pirate replies, "Aye, it's driven' me nuts!"
 
That joke is only appropriate on talk like a pirate day.
It's bad enough that we have to hear it every single year, but hearing it every year, multiple times, that's too much!
 
You need to watch the Peter Saarsgard pirate convention from SNL. I can't post it because everything is blocked at work.
 
It's my favorite "X walks into a bar" joke, but is best presented with a rousing [verbal] "Yarrrr! It's driving me nuts!"
 
I hate this joke.

One time a friend was saying it, and I coyly quipped that I knew this joke.

I told it except this is how I did it:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants.
The bartender quips, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper there?"

The pirate replies, "Aye, it's driven' me balls!"

Everyone stared at me for about 1 second before I started saying "NUTS, DRIVES ME NUTS", but to this day they haven't let it go. Every now and then if no one is saying something someone will go "arrgg" or "so a pirate walks into a bar...." and everyone laughs at me 🙁
 
Two hunters are out in the woods. One of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are closed.

The other hunter takes out his mobile phone and calls emergency services. ?My friend is dead!? he cries to the operator, ?What can I do?? The operator, in a calm voice says: ?Don?t worry. I can help. First, make sure he's dead.? There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Bang! The hunter?s voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what?"
 
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