A man comes home from work, sits down in his favorite chair, turns on the TV, and says to his wife, ?Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.? She?s puzzled but goes and gets him a beer anyway.
The guy quickly downs the beer and says, ?Quick, bring me another cold one. It?s about to start.? His wife huffs a little but still gets him another beer.
?One more before it starts!? the husband yells out after finishing off the second can.
?That?s it!? his wife screams. ?I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long. Then you waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, and expect me to run around like your slave! If you think that?s how it works, you?ve got another thing coming!?
?Damn,? mutters the husband. ?It started.?
The guy quickly downs the beer and says, ?Quick, bring me another cold one. It?s about to start.? His wife huffs a little but still gets him another beer.
?One more before it starts!? the husband yells out after finishing off the second can.
?That?s it!? his wife screams. ?I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long. Then you waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, and expect me to run around like your slave! If you think that?s how it works, you?ve got another thing coming!?
?Damn,? mutters the husband. ?It started.?
