A cajun walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm.
Sits at the bar and says aloud "I'll bet anyone a round of drinks that I can keep my dick, balls and all, in this alligator's mouth for one minute"
Someone in the crowd yells your on.
The crowd of people watch the man open the alligator's mouth, place his dick and balls inside, and the gator clamps down hard.
Gasps are heard.
After one minute the man grabs a bottle, hits the gator over the head. The gator opens his mouth and the man pulls out.
The crowd can't believe what they just witnessed.
A bartender hands him a drink.
Then the man says aloud, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can do the same thing"
The crowd is silent.
Then in the back of the room a blonde raises her hand and yells, "I'll do it, just don't hit me with the bottle"
Sits at the bar and says aloud "I'll bet anyone a round of drinks that I can keep my dick, balls and all, in this alligator's mouth for one minute"
Someone in the crowd yells your on.
The crowd of people watch the man open the alligator's mouth, place his dick and balls inside, and the gator clamps down hard.
Gasps are heard.
After one minute the man grabs a bottle, hits the gator over the head. The gator opens his mouth and the man pulls out.
The crowd can't believe what they just witnessed.
A bartender hands him a drink.
Then the man says aloud, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can do the same thing"
The crowd is silent.
Then in the back of the room a blonde raises her hand and yells, "I'll do it, just don't hit me with the bottle"
8/10
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